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@MonicaJewinsky Lol same exact thing happened to me a couple weeks ago, down to the Ina Garten profile pic

@tsbrhms :( trying to talk yourself into it is the worst

@tsbrhms Omg yayyy have fun king 😍

@DECfromOH I've been saying!! x.com/benjrainwrite/…

Everyone is talking about the shoe but as a gay man I would like to make a different sort of comment

@adahn6 Wowww I hadn't thought about this game in ages but it truly kicked my ass lmao like I think I couldn't get past the... 4th level?? Was it really hard or was I just bad

hbo contact me please its urgent i have a plan for the greatest video game tv tie in of all time

@virgowhodrives Oh!! Happy birthday!

@tsbrhms 😍

Also "Hey Jack, if you 'desecrate' something, is that bad?"

Definitely the one I've gotten the most mileage out of

@bbybaklava 😍😍😍 congrats!!

@bbybaklava The review I had been waiting for 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 her anti-comedy has never clicked for me but I was aaaalmost persuaded by how much praise Too Much has gotten

@phantom_threadz I promise you I'm trying as hard as I can!!

Y’all really tweet about that Mormon boy a lot, my god. You know you can ignore him, yeah?

Astoria Thursdays for @ZohranKMamdani going out STRONG right before the primary 🥰❤️‍🔥 leading every Thursday since January has been such a joy 🩷 seeing how this campaign brings in new faces week after week and develops leaders has been so incredible!

@mattranalletta "Queer baiting" was always a dubiously useful lens anyway but it quickly evolved to simply mean "being attracted to a straight man"

@virgowhodrives It's exhausting

@GayspudAgain But you've got the right energy and that's what really counts 😌

I have no idea what I’m talking about

I get so unreasonably upset when I see that 25 cent chips are 2 for $1 now. flamin hot cheetos got me thinking about Karl Marx.. this isn’t right!!!!!!!

@CharsTreehouse Watched him make a "soup" out of pea pods and cauliflower leaves, like sure Jacques I guess

Hon hon hon!

I love when jacques pepin just makes slop

@smhrbst Yes but don't get upset when we come up with our own inside jokes!!

can y’all watch him while i work from home

@anxiousdeluxe @giovanniroomba The good news is they’re all in extremely bitter legal battles with each other so it’s just a matter of time before several of them fold

Not saying Bl*e Sk* doesn't deserve its reputation but mocking another site's user base on Twitter of all places is very speck in your brother's eye and plank in your own lol