Ben
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Ben
@benk
Director of Digital & New Media @RepJasonCrow U.S. Air Force Veteran Tweets & Opinions are that of my own.
Washington, D.C. Katılım Mart 2012
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every time i have to skip a happy hour because of congress, i’m going to text my friends, “circumstances pertaining to Government and my love for the United States of America do not allow me” to be there
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump announces he will not attend his son's wedding
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Friday is Hot Dog Day at @NationalsPark. The first 20,000 fans get this sweet hat, and franks will be $5 all night. A live counter will track the number of glizzys sold, with additional concession deals unlocked as the crowd downs dogs. There will also be specialty items. See👇🌭


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@martyrdison if dates were $252 I would just stay single forever.
I don't drink though so it's just good food and good vibes.
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this is alcohol
if you don’t drink you’re a cheap date
expert advice
Leading Report@LeadingReport
It now costs a millennial $252 on average for a date, per BMO.
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@TheActualPluto A legend of the twitchverse, you’ll be missed but I’m excited for whatever comes next for you!
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When a toddler finds something they’re not supposed to touch
Robert F. Kennedy Jr@RobertKennedyJr
Starling rescue today at Dulles Airport.
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@martyrdison That requires so much work and money, why would I do that when I could just go ride my bike or stay home with the cats.
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i really cannot stand people who still it’s a sexy idea to become wasted in their late 20s to early 30s
grow up
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1
Friend just called me a loser because I don’t want to go out and blackout this weekend He’s 31 Am I the loser or is he the loser?
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