The Denver Comedy Lounge

You’re pinned tweet is your beliefs turning into dogma.

Excited to a announce that all of our out of town headliners are lucky stay at the dope CatBird hotel. catbirdhotel.com/special-offers…

He taught his fake daughters how to pretend to be winners and his real children how to lose it. “A forehand without foresight is just a volley against the wall.” - Burger King Richard #SlapGate

FREE PIZZA AND BEER for first 100 through the door!!! Come check out #cclaughs in #Denver! 5 nights of stand-up comedy this August. Every Tuesday night at the Greek Theater in @CivicCenterPark. Visit this link for tickets and more info! cclaughs.com

If dads were McDonald’s sandwiches, @benkronberg’s dad would be the McRib.

Shirts Shirts Shirts oldandwrecked.threadless.com/designs/ben-kr… help out the lounge and make your titties look fun.

This was a fun short story collaboration I did this morning. thirdstorystories.substack.com/?utm_medium=we…

Farts are like friends: no matter how they smell, you know when they’re yours.

@elonmusk and @Grimezsz had a baby. Can it drive itself to concerts?

The shows were hit this weekend!

I bought my vehicle at a Greek car dealership cuz they had gyro percent financing.

If you can’t handle me at my Ellen, you don’t deserve me at my Dr. Oz

Outdoor Socially Distanced Comedy Shows this weekend thedenvercomedylounge.com/menu

Friday and Saturday. 8pm. Outdoor socially distanced shows! thedenvercomedylounge.com for tix!

8pm tonight. Get tix here: thedenvercomedylounge.com

Gettin ready for @MaasComedy for a SOLD OUT(side) comedy show! I know the chairs are empty. I just set them up. Jesus.

#NewProfilePic and logo by the dope @GeoffreyTice

The Slappiest Place on Earth... fox5sandiego.com/2019/07/08/cau…

Just herd my Uber driver swallow.

Nobody seems to enjoy Pride more than strait white girls on Instagram.

@nicknaney Now I’m turdy sore

@nicknaney Turdy Cum, turdy Pooh, turdy pee.

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