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If they let you sit down and play songs for them without any drugs, they really fucking like you.

@jannnelss I remember when T-Mobile was Suncom

Y'all remember when AT&T was Cingular?

Why does Herman Beeftink not have a Wikipedia page? He composed scores to some of the most prolific films and TV of our time. X-Men, Gilmore Girls, Defiant Vixens 2, Pleasure Zone Vol 4

@bot59751939 @notcharlieslaw "Do you want you computing experience to be dictated by someone or written by yourself?" should be the discussion. Some people just want to turn the key and go, some people want to be able to tune the carburetor.

It's like I've been reading the same conversation for the last 20 years. Yes I wouldn't give it to a grandma holy shit that would be insane. It will never be a consumer desktop OS. The nature of Linux is that you are supposed to be willing to manage and change things yourself, even if there are nice package managers available.

@notcharlieslaw My 70+ dad has been daily driving Linux for over a decade now. Most of the tech support I have to do is for website errors, document editing issues or sometimes basic mouse or keyboard functions.

Use Google Lens search for a porn star: "Sorry, we can't provide search results for people" Use Google Lens search for a random person: "This is [Full name], an interior designer in Dayton Ohio, here's a Facebook page and LinkedIn and full address and phone number""

The ending scene of 40 yo Virgin was bad and everyone involved should feel bad for making it real.

Murr

If you need a crane to put together a crane, how do you make the first big crane?

I have officially become old. I'm excited about a new stop sign in the neighborhood.

Remember that time the Dave Matthews Band tour bus dropped 800lbs of human feces and urine on a boat full of people?

I wonder what Sinbad is doing these days

@Berry_Nice1109 @elonmusk You'd be surprised

@elonmusk Are there still people using flip phones? Even in remote Southeast Asia, people are using smartphones.

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Perfect setup for "cold in the pool" gif. Can't find it in app. Image search takes you to places that can't even click to download. Fuck this place. Fuck all of it.

Trying to watch an episode of SVU and had to stop and jerk off like 6 times already. Why do they have to make this show so sexy?

@youtubemusic this is specific to the Android Auto version mostly. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP MOVING SHIT AROUND? Have a you ever driven a car? For the love of everything, stop moving shit around. This is not conductive to A/B testing without all the data, this shit is dangerous.

@Tusk_4Real @akashmuni27 Pi Hole

@akashmuni27 Yeah. I know. Thats why I never gave in all these years. Casting to my TV idk how to use an ad blocker in a way that satisfies my usage habits

I'm about to fuck around and start paying for YouTube Premium It's getting ridiculous the fucking ads I watch more YouTube than TV, movies, or streaming services 4x the ads

Everyone just looking for the special someone they can trauma dump on without hurting them.

Scott Ian without a beard looks like he could be Linus Sebastian's older brother.