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@lauriewhitwell @mjcritchley Glad it’s not Casemiro at CB cos Pedro would of had him on toast technically

Noussair Mazraoui set to partner Ayden Heaven at centre-back against Chelsea. Allows Luke Shaw + Diogo Dalot to remain in place at full-back. With @mjcritchley + analysis ⬇️ #MUFC nytimes.com/athletic/live-…

@UniqueRiggers Andrè Onana is available lads😂👍🏻

Chelsea surely go big on a keeper this summer

@FabrizioRomano - ‘I don’t make excuses’ - Answers with an excuse, nice.

🚨 Arne Slot: “I can tell you why we have lost 10 times: conceding late goals, today sums it all up with the injury situation”. “It’s not my job to find excuses, my job is to find answers and that’s what I tried to find today. It worked not too bad in the first 45 mins”.

@CFCMods People act like Everton away is a walk in the park🤣decent keeper, defensively sound, got Ndiaye, KDH, Garner

Manchester United dropped points. Liverpool dropped points. Chelsea you cannot mess this up.

@JawsomeJoe @RedditRepostsX @memechaotic So if you shoot me cos I said you could, that’s fine I have no leg to stand on thanks

@RedditRepostsX @memechaotic He hasn’t got a leg to stand on. She asked if she could hit him. He said go ahead.

The calmest “you’ll be hearing from my lawyer” moment ever 💀

@DBW77 @SimplyUtd @JacobsBen Fred/Hojberg?

@SimplyUtd @JacobsBen Loftus Cheek?

@HenrySpenc75401 @UtdXclusive @JacobsBen It’s Fred or Hojberg

@UtdXclusive @JacobsBen Probably Angel Gomes

🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United have held talks with a midfielder in the last 24 hours - for a loan until the end of the season. He has Premier League experience and is currently playing outside of England. [@JacobsBen, The Football Terrace YT]

@spyrooEU @gedz_uk

@gedz_uk Looking kinda thick tho? Wys girl?

Okay why is my last snapchat memory from 1970?!😭

@EtheBank_ @rauri_goat @utdreport @TeleFootball So the same as Amorim then😂

@rauri_goat @utdreport @TeleFootball De zerbi and Enzo and both good. Enzo got booted not because of results, because he disagreed with the board and wanted to dictate formation, play style and players

Contenders to replace Ruben Amorim at #mufc: Eddie Howe Thomas Tuchel Enzo Maresca Roberto De Zerbi Oliver Glasner [@TeleFootball]

@centredevils We’d get a corner if we actually got to the byline and crossed it😂😂

🚨🚨🎙️| Matthijs de Ligt on facing Arsenal: "I can't wait to feel the beginning of their game... maybe not the first whistle, but I would say more like the first corner kick. "If we could get a corner kick, then the crowd's gonna get loud and stuff like that. The first roar, you feel like, okay, we are pressing them and we get a corner kick and the crowd's going with us, like, really the 12 men, you know what I mean? "So, that's the thing that I look forward to the most. And hopefully we could win the game and celebrate with them afterwards, that would be a perfect night."

@UnitedStandMUFC @samuelluckhurst Get a midfielder on loan then go for a new GK then until next year

@utdscope @cfootcameroun No. A massive deal like this isn’t done in days, this will go right down to deadline day

🚨BREAKING: Manchester United and Brighton have reached an agreement for the transfer of Carlos Baleba. According to our information, the Cameroonian is expected to sign with the Manchester club in the coming hours for 112 million euros. [@cfootcameroun]

@UnitedStandMUFC @lauriewhitwell @grok did he score?

🚨 Sesko played his first game for #mufc on Sunday, featuring against the under-21s on a training pitch at Carrington. [@lauriewhitwell]

@UtdDistrict @StevenRailston @ManUtd Great news considering how bad it seemed! 🙏

🚨 | Sekou Kone is conscious, stable and communicating with #mufc's medical team after being stretchered off against Tamworth. He has been taken to hospital as a precaution for further checks. [@StevenRailston]

@thescreenlad Michael Carrick. I think also an unusual one Dani Carvajal in those multi-UCL winning seasons was a rock

Which footballer never got the recognition he truly deserved?

@ChrisWheelerDM @MailSport Mbuemo wasn’t £71m stop being lazy and quote the real price.

🔴 Mbeumo to make Utd debut v Everton in Atlanta ⚫️ £71m signing missed first two tour games v West Ham & B'mouth 🔴 Cunha could also return after being out with fatigue ⚫️ How Utd saved enough money for possible striker, midfielder & gk deals Story at @MailSport shortly #mufc

@UtdDistrict Yoro, Amad, Mbeumo right side we feasting (forget the left side😂😂)

🚨🎙️ | Ruben Amorim on Bryan Mbeumo: “He's going to play [vs Everton]. I'm REALLY EXCITED to see him playing and what he can give to our team…”

@samuelluckhurst Lol yeah in the U21’s he means

Amorim suggests Garnacho, Antony, Sancho or Malacia could play for #mufc again if their values are not met. Says Wilcox and Berrada 'have a number' for each player.

@UtdXclusive @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Probs mateta

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC what are United left with...

🚨 Newcastle United exploring move for Benjamin Sesko of RB Leipzig in case Alexander Isak leaves. 22yo #RBLeipzig forward subject of long-standing #NUFC interest + a top target should Isak depart. Deal challenging from financial perspective @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/60663…

@MufcWonItAll2 Not Luke Shaw tho

I always leave the previous season in the past when we start a new season. Everyone player gets a fresh start for me. Come on United! 🔴