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@benniuskellius

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bennius@benniuskellius·
Never forget Yovani Gallardo got absolutely smashed at Leff's, got a DUI for blowing a .22, and then the Brewers had him start the next day against the Giants where he got a 7-2 win. Only in Wisconsin does that shit happen.
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bennius@benniuskellius·
Can’t wait for tonight’s nightmare based on that Euphoria scene of Nate dawg
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Zion O.@DukeNBA·
Joaquim Boumtje Boumtje is going OFF! Just dropped 20 points in 13 minutes in the first half including 5 threes Sheesh 🔥
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bennius@benniuskellius·
Why are you a man at the urinal with your pants below your cheeks? What is the efficiency gained here?
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Duke Men’s Basketball
Duke Men’s Basketball@DukeMBB·
JARED COOKED IN GAME 3 24 points 10-21 FG +28 +/- 27 minutes
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bennius@benniuskellius·
Mason Plumlee still kicking it in the league!
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bennius@benniuskellius·
@AustRobert3 I thought it was because I moved to Africa but also found one post golf in West Allis. I will be going Jan 6 mode on Bill Gates soon.
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bennius@benniuskellius·
I’m all aboard the tinfoil hat, Bill Gates is airdropping ticks train. Never had to worry about ticks and now everytime I golf or walk the dog I find one. If I get this alpha gal syndrome and can’t eat meat or dairy it was nice knowing you all!
Concerned Citizen@BGatesIsaPyscho

🚨🇺🇸 Meanwhile in America “Look at them crawling out of there - millions of Ticks” The story is so insane - Farmers continue to report finding Boxes full of Ticks on their farmland, clearly left their on purpose. Now the US has already seen a sharp increase in the number of Tick related diseases.

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bennius@benniuskellius·
Just found out Young Dolph is a fellow Wisconsin Dells aficionado
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bennius@benniuskellius·
Twitter used to be so good. You could shitpost and reply and have good back-and-forth convos. Now it’s infested by whatever the fuck AI bot talk this is.
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bennius@benniuskellius·
@TaylorBaxa You can solve spam emails to my yahoo account?
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bennius@benniuskellius·
Give him 20 spam emails every day for the rest of his life
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Barstool Sports
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports·
“He just sat down for the final round of the PGA Championship. Have his girl tell him it’s a beautiful day outside and ask what they’re going to do today”
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bennius@benniuskellius·
Gave the lady cash for range balls, she gave me change back, and I walked away before getting the balls. No idea how I passed the CPA exams.
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bennius@benniuskellius·
Will Alex Smalley end the Duke choking storyline? Also, unrelated, but Shane Lowry has eaten burritos bigger than this kid.
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bennius@benniuskellius·
Unfortunate to report but the high noon transfusion max is 3 in a row. After 3 my mouth had a grape after taste that felt like it was caked in NyQuil. Still delicious but 3 max.
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Hurds@JeffHurdaCow·
@benniuskellius “Something for the beer guy” I hope that line doesn’t work on everyone
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bennius@benniuskellius·
Idk what tipping means anymore. I grabbed two beers from a cart at Lambeau and guy goes “and something for the beer guy?” as I give him the credit card. Pal, when I click send on an email I’m not asking for a tip.
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bennius@benniuskellius·
@Billy4Brown Yeah there were definitely some running up and down the stairs, 100% tip situation.
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Billy-onaire@Billy4Brown·
@benniuskellius i get it and agree. feel like lambeau took away a lot if not all of those jobs, was there anyone holding coolers and selling them? still see it at miller park
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