benthemorrison

@TaintedGrail_AR Biggest suprise of 2025. E33 is my GOTY, Tainted Grail is my MFGOTY (Most Fun Game of the Year).

Saddle up and venture into the cursed lands of Avalon. Ride through haunting ruins, face monstrous foes, and uncover the fall of a legend. 👑 Play on Steam: bit.ly/FallofAvalon #taintedgrail #rpg

First comes the public cheating scandal, then comes the OnlyFans model offering the wife... a shoulder to cry on? 🧐 You truly cannot make this stuff up. #Coldplay #KissCam #SophieRain #OnlyFans #Scandal #Comedy #HouseOfTheDragon #NBADraf

He found the secret to getting the best food from every country, and it’s all in one neighborhood. Just don't let the name 'Koreatown' fool you. 😉 #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #koreatown #mexicanfood #foodie #ThursdayThoughts #DailyDeal

@unofficialmsgr high-five!

@benthemorrison 😂 Your secret method sounds like a game-changer! Might just be the life hack I didn’t know I needed. Cheers to more personal handshakes! 👏🏼

Men have been using the bathroom wrong this whole time. My foolproof method protects the important things, even if it makes handshakes a bit more personal. 🤝 #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #bathroomhumor #hygiene #relatable #Wordle #NBAPlayoffs

You've heard the conspiracies, but have you heard about Trump's most audacious heist? Hint: it's solid gold and the entire world is looking for it. ⚽🏆 #Trump #FIFA #WorldCup #Satire #PoliticalHumor #ReleaseTheFIFAs #UFLChampionship #NBADraft

He's got the body of a father, but he seems to have skipped a crucial step. It's all the bod with none of the baby. 😭 #standupcomedy #comedy #dadbod #relatable #jokes #comedian #WednesdayWisdom #OOTD

Right outside the bathroom is my happy place! 🚽👃😂 Anyone else get asked obvious questions? #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #Joke #Comedian #ComedyReel #Bathroom #Waiting #PublicBathroom

I like wood. 😉🌳😂 #BisexualLumberjack #StandUpComedy #ComedyReel #Comedian #Funny #Joke #Pun #DoubleEntendre #Bisexual #Bi #LGBTQ #QueerComedy #Lumberjack #Plaid #ComedyShow #FunnyVideos #ComedyGram #InstaComedy #CuttingWood

Trying AA for the first time... and immediately questioned the whole "Anonymous" part. 😂 #StandUpComedy #AA #AlcoholicsAnonymous #Comedy #Funny #Addiction #Recovery #Anonymity #Humor

Red Bull gives you... diabetes? 🤔😂 Or maybe it just turns you into a superhero who quickly realizes they're the villain they were hunting. #RedBull #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #EnergyDrink #RedBullVodka #Superhero

Diddy got off, and then Diddy got off. It just got me thinking, though... what is baby oil, anyway? The name alone sounds suspicious. 🤔 #Diddy #BabyOil #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Jokes #Funny #Court #CourtScene #JohnsonAndJohnson #AdultOil #KeepBabiesDry

Saving the world? Nah, Superman's booked. 😂 Turns out having X-ray vision AND a brain going a mile a minute is exhausting. Plus, let's be honest, y'all don't even wanna be saved. #Superman #Comedy #Superhero #Funny #Sketch #DepressedSuperman #ExhaustedHero

Confession: Is your life in utter chaos? Do you need a new desk because you... shot someone? 😂 You're probably at Ross. #RossDressForLess #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #Retail #ShoppingProblems #Chaos

Rule number one of selling drugs: DON'T be the one buying them. 🤦‍♂️ Let's just say my brief career as a dealer didn't go according to plan... #Comedy #StandUpComedy #Funny #Humor #ComedyReel #AwfulDrugDealer #EntrepreneurFail #BadBusiness #DrugDealingGoneWrong #RelatableComedy

She says she's cold... you hear it. But do you understand it? 😂 #Comedy #StandUpComedy #Funny #Humor #ComedyReel #RelationshipHumor #CouplesComedy #BeingCold #ListenToYourGirl #PositionBurke #Witty #ComedianLife #Relatable

Is "Do nothing and you won't work a day in your life" the ultimate life hack? 🤔 I think I've found my calling. 😂 #DoingNothing #DoNothing #Comedy #StandUpComedy #Humor #Funny #Joke #Relatable #Lazy #Relax #Chill #WorkLifeBalance #CareerGoals #Comedian #StandUp

Crohn's, comedy, and initials to match. Some might call it a coincidence... I call it source material. 😂 Watch the full bit! #Crohns #CrohnsDisease #IBD #InflammatoryBowelDisease #ChronicIllness #BMInitials #MedicalComedy #HealthHumor #Comedian #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny

My FULL SPECIAL is premiering now! Join the watch party! youtube.com/watch?v=dH6S1k…

Prey for stand-up.