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Benton Fraser

@bentonfraser

Not actually Benton Fraser, but occasionally doing a fair to middling impersonation.

Chicago, IL Katılım Şubat 2009
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Renton Police Dept.
Renton Police Dept.@RentonpdWA·
CAN YOU ASSIST RENTON POLICE IN LOCATING THESE ARMED ROBBERY SUSPECTS? /clm
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Esme Grey@Foenix·
A 'friend' of mine shared an image of a guy from a RenFaire or something promoting a meadery, and he had weird eyes and odd features. He said to me, "I didn't know you sold your likeness to a meadery!" And like...just reminding me of everything I hate about myself.
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Benton Fraser@bentonfraser·
I take it back, there can actually be such a thing as too much pumpkin spice.
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Benton Fraser@bentonfraser·
Every time I see Boris Johnson I keep expecting to see a couple kids hanging out next to him asking passersby, "Penny for the Guy?" #BritishThings #Brexit
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Benton Fraser@bentonfraser·
We've officially hit that time of year when you incur third degree burns just by touching your steering wheel.
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Benton Fraser@bentonfraser·
@sammijmb I feel like I'd open my car door and get hit by the smell of burning artificial fur...
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Benton Fraser@bentonfraser·
Summer in the Midwest is a game of high stakes hot potato in your car where you actively are trying not to kill anyone on the road but you also really don't want to sear the steering wheel pattern into your palms so you spend most of your trip screaming until the a/c kicks in
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chris evans
chris evans@notcapnamerica·
I am SCREAMING @ the women of color staring daggers at this fucking IDIOT!
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