Jim Benton

@jimrome #jimromeonx Like Jeff Goodman I don't have a boss and can sleep on the beach whenever I want. Regards, Irie

@jimrome #jimromeonx Chuck Norris is physically dead and it's almost like he killed me. /s/ The Grim Reaper

RIP Chuck Norris

@bwwebber upon reading this news

@jimrome speaking of firefighter guy, who was that former bespectacled, rug wearing colleague of yours who said "down it firefighter"? #jimromeonx

@Violent_JMC @jimrome Yeah, ignore the spelling

@bentonweb @jimrome Wait, so he pronounces it right? H-N? I’m related to some people with that name and that’s how they pronounce it. When I hear people pronounce it et-ee-en I’m like WTF?

@jimrome Travis Etiene to the Starbuck barista: "now, say my name" barista: "you're H.N." Travis: "you're goddamn right!" #jimromeonx

@jimrome So am I. /s/ Irie

Mason Miller is so FILTHY. #worldbaseballclassic

@jimrome @adamrank top Dr. Seuss books? What's next, top Charlie Brown specials?

@jimrome my beef is with Dre's day drinking and slurring his beef #jimromeonx

LIVE POLICE CHASE NOW! #POLICECHASE #LIVE #CHASE x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Pursuit! youtube.com/live/hquN6Sofx…

@FrankiesTwoLoud Feech with the crescendo! 😀

Italy to Mexico

Italy to start Dell'abate for today's WBC game with Mexico #WorldBaseballClassic

@jimrome @adamrank how can you expect Choc to stay at your place when you don't even have a decent casket to crash in?

@jimrome apparently it finally broke #jimromeonx

@jimrome going 14-50 will certainly break one's soul 🎶#jimromeonx

@stucknut @jimrome This could be better than Dead Dogaha

@jimrome @jimrome #JimRomeOnX You can’t just stag this story at the buzzer and bounce. Let the Clones go buck wild today. 🛣️🦌🧎‍♂️🌳🌳 x.com/stucknut/statu…

Today in The Jungle:

@RetroNewsNow Dahmer's favorite episode

📺On ‘The Twilight Zone,’ the Kanamits, 9-foot-tall aliens, arrive on Earth with one lofty goal: To Serve Man (March 2, 1962)

@jimrome so in addition to the run button Alvie also has a "freeze button"? #jimromeonx