Ben Wheeler

Meanwhile in Chicago.

RIP legend. #searanch Barbara Stauffacher Solomon, Pioneer of Supergraphics, Dies at 95 nytimes.com/2024/05/08/art…

@thehouseofpod Is a hot dog a sandwich?

I’m openly Iranian, ask me anything.

I'm thrilled to have joined Verrus, where we are pioneering the next wave of grid-interactive, carbon-aware data centers. Exciting times ahead!

@PrideOfDetroit why did you guys have to be so right about KJ Osborn 😭

@Nate_Tice @bykevinclark (read in Sammy Hagar singing voice)

@bykevinclark Ragnow, right now.

Lions offense in 2023, with and without Center Frank Ragnow on the field (w/ league ranks): With (755 plays) Yards/Play: 6.0 (3rd) Success Rate: 44.7% (4th) EPA/Play: .09 (T-2nd) Without (182 plays) Yards/Play: 5.3 (13th) Success Rate: 36.4% (29th) EPA/Play: -.13 (27th)

@thehouseofpod Need to know what song. Also need to know if my kid was co-conspirator.

Update

My wife just sent me this text about my son. I’m a bit too terrified to find out more details.

@thehouseofpod You obviously did not attend the kids' peace and love performance at 8:00 this morning.

Sorry @elonmusk , you're late to the game. My neighbor has had a Cybertruck for years.

@thehouseofpod No, that was Jack

@benwheeleraf are the guy that threw a beer can at my head yelling "heads up Malkovich!"

height: 5’25” Shoe Size: 12 x 7 zodiac: smoke: only when on fire tattoos: one across my belly that says NO FOLEY piercings: one in the foramen of monro eye color: transparent fav color: painted black fav non-alcoholic drink: coffee fav alcohol: rum ham

CLE 12 - 29 DEN Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1081st unique final score in NFL history.

TB 37 - 39 HOU Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1080th unique final score in NFL history.

@kelsey_laymon Lions now accepting bandwagon fans.

i am no longer a packers fan, im now accepting applications for a new fandom to join

@thehouseofpod I'm also going to eat so much of your kids' candy

I’m going to eat so much of my kids candy.

@thehouseofpod Best lyric in the history of lyrics

Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.

@johncusack And so it goes

Great thought for day KURT VONNEGUT: I went out to buy an envelope ~ Oh, my wife says,  well, you're not a poor man, You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is, is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we're not supposed to dance at all anymore. ~ Kurt Vonnegut 100%

I wish Taylor Swift was in love with a climate scientist

😂😂😂 The internet remains undefeated