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Coba search “Hazard Chelsea Mourinho” di YouTube. Abis itu scroll ke video-video Shorts, dan lo akan nemuin banyak testimoni soal gimana Hazard di Chelsea, langsung dr mantan rekan setimnya dulu.
Ada cerita dari Danny Drinkwater & Jorginho yang kagum banget sama bakatnya. Ada juga cerita dari Todd Kane, pemain jebolan akademi Chelsea yg bilang Hazard pernah makan 2 burger di malem H-1 pertandingan, dan besoknya nyetak hattrick buat Chelsea.
Tapi, semua punya cerita yg sama: Hazard itu pemain yg bakat alaminya one in a trillion, tapi gak serius pas latihan, bahkan males. Tali sepatunya sering gak diiket, 5 menit sebelum pertandingan bisa masih nyantai FaceTime anak-anaknya, dan gak minat belajar soal taktik. Dia cuma mau main, nyerang lawan, abistu ya udah.
Paling menarik buat gue ceritanya John Terry (JT) soal dinamika Hazard & Mourinho. Mind you, JT adalah kapten yg mimpin Chelsea juara 5 titel Premier League, dan dia bicara jujur soal ini.
Kata JT, Mou pernah ngomong ke skuat Chelsea: “Eden ini lebih jago dari kalian semua. Dia bakalan menangin kita [Chelsea] pertandingan, jadi kalian mesti bantu dia.”
Ketimbang minta Hazard nyetel sama taktik dia, Mou nyuruh 10 pemain lain buat nyetel ke Hazard. Cover posisi kalo dia lg roaming, bek sayap wajib lari ekstra kalo dia ga mau track back. Intinya 1 anomali bareng 10 pemain yg mau kerja keras & do the dirty work.
Ada alasan kenapa waktu itu Juan Mata dijual Mou ke Manchester United. Sebagus-bagusnya Mata, dia tetep diminta buat pressing, track back, lari ke sana ke mari. Hazard? Gak perlu segitunya. Hazard itu pengecualian.
Mou pernah bilang: “orang yang cinta sepak bola di negara ini [Inggris] mestinya jatuh cinta sama Eden Hazard.”
Tapi, Mou juga pernah bilang: “Eden yang kita liat di atas lapangan itu bukan refleksi dari hasil latihan, tapi refleksi dari bakatnya.”
Sekarang banyangin Eden Hazard versi lebih profesional itu damage-nya sesakit apa. The best player of all time that never was.



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Edyannn ini 2026 lho
Gmn 5th - 10th lg, teknologi/AI secanggih apa yang bakal muncul ")
Claude@claudeai
Claude now connects to the tools creative professionals already use. With the new Blender connector, you can debug a scene, build new tools, or batch-apply changes across every object, directly from Claude.
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@KABAR_CHELSEA Yang jelas setelah dipilih, Desember ganti pelatih lg
Eh gatau bertahan sampe Desember atau ga wkwk
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Bully aja, fans Chelsea mawas diri kok 😂
Di bilang jelek paling balesnya "Emang"
Hasyim Muhammad@hasyimmah
Pendukung Chelsea sebenarnya juga sedang layak dibully... Tapi mereka beruntung karena kebanyakan orang lebih memilih membully Arsenal. Beruntunglah pendukung Chelsea.
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@utdfocusid Asli mint, sebagai fens Celsi juga mikir begini wkwkw
Kasusnya serupa sama timnas Indon 🤣🤣
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Bro, setolol-tololnya emyu, kayanya masih lebih tolol Chelsea deh 😭
Transfer News Live@DeadlineDayLive
🚨 Chelsea would have to pay Liam Rosenior in the region of £24M to sack him. This is because he is under contract until 2032. (Source: @Football_LDN)
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@didepancangkir Jangankan komputer, supplier makanan aja dinego harganya
Nanti mereka bikin nota sendiri wkwwkk
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@FranciscaTika Lha itu kan udah ada standar harga, minta nego wwkwk
Sama aja kek pengepul
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That image looks almost exactly like a slice of your brain under a microscope. An astrophysicist and a neurosurgeon spent years figuring out why. The numbers line up way too well to be a coincidence.
Their 2020 paper took an unusual approach. They put pictures of brain tissue next to pictures of the universe and measured everything they could: the shape, the connections, how densely things clumped together. Almost every number came back the same.
In the image above, each bright dot is a galaxy, and each dim strand is a filament pulling galaxies toward one another. Each galaxy sits inside a network, connected to about 4 others on average. Zoom into brain tissue with a microscope, and each neuron connects to about 5 others. The clustering pattern matches, and the overall shape of the network does too. One system fits inside your head. The other stretches across tens of billions of light-years, a size gap of roughly a billion billion billion.
And the parallels go deeper than structure. Your brain is 77% water, sitting there and taking up space. The universe is 70% dark energy, also sitting there and taking up space. In both, only about a quarter of the total stuff is doing any real work. Your whole life's worth of memories would take about 2.5 million gigabytes to store. The full complexity of the observable universe, every galaxy position across 90 billion light-years, would take roughly 4.3 million gigabytes. Not far apart.
The picture in this tweet is the new DESI map, a project from a telescope in Arizona that just finished cataloging 47 million galaxies over five years. That is six times every previous galaxy survey put together. And when you look at it, you are looking at something built like a brain.
Either the universe runs on the same playbook your head does, or there are only a handful of ways any complex network can organize itself.
Curiosity@CuriosityonX
NEWS🚨: The largest 3D map of the Universe is now complete
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Ketenaran mengalahkan kepakaran, meritokrasi diabaikan oleh politisi.
Guru Besar Unpad, Arief Anshory Yusuf, menyoroti adanya inflasi gelar akademik. Masyarakat lebih percaya kata pesohor ketimbang profesor.
Terjadi pergeseran di mana kepercayaan publik kini lebih ditentukan oleh seberapa populer seseorang di media sosial daripada validitas/ dalil argumennya.
Fenomena ini memungkinkan figur tanpa jejak riset metodologis untuk mengambil alih peran ahli, staff ahli, staff khusus, komisaris BUMN, dll.
Kita sedang krisis,
dan pemulihan krisis ini tidak cukup hanya dengan menyalin regulasi sertifikasi, untuk konten kreator seperti di China. Diperluken perbaikan pada sistem insentif akademis, penguatan meritokrasi dalam jabatan publik berbasis rekam jejak.
theconversation.com/ketika-publik-…

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