misshawaii

Somehow asking “sprechen sie deutsch?” will always be the easiest way to seduce a man

Sagittarius

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Wears past the knee shorts potentially dickies with a white tank top and button up shirt, classic vans with calf length socks, a backwards cap, at least one tribal tattoo, removed his facial piercings but still has his ears, maybe plugs, drinks monster/liquid death, was in a band

This is where I’m going to meet the late gen x early millennial love of my life

Even jesus needed to spend time in solitude

Britney Spears photographed by Herb Ritts, 2001.

Honestly the weight that was lifted off my shoulders when my vocal coach said my voice sounds identical to Emily Ratajkowski whole time I’ve been navigating life thinking I give Caitlyn Jenner

In my head I swear I’m giving Lucy Liu and Kelly hu down

Banana reference and a beautiful, eloquent caption about her healing journey.. we're so back

If you’ve ever made out with someone at 4100 or the Silverlake Lounge you don’t have to worry about the hantavirus

get help, sagittarius.

Psalm 91 on that bitch!!!

The problem with twitter is that a lot of people here behave like her

Marilyn Monroe embraced being a sex symbol in her final interview, which is set to be published in its entirety for the first time: “I’m going to be a symbol of something, so I’d rather have it be sex than some of the other things they’ve got symbols of. I think that sexuality is only attractive when it’s natural and spontaneous. I’ve never acted consciously from a sexual viewpoint. First of all, I’ve never had an erotic scene. I’ve always wanted to test it out and see if I could do it. We are all born sexual creatures, thank god. It’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift. Because art, real art, comes from it.” (via People) variety.com/2026/film/news…

I’ll be driving around the suburbs blasting “mary magdalene” by fka twigs

Ex convicts are lovers

@sexidance Us

Demo version!!!

Do you wanna live or die ?