hermanblume

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hermanblume

hermanblume

@bermanhlume

Katılım Mayıs 2023
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PartiKing
PartiKing@parti_king·
ChudThebuilder has been BANNED indefinitely on Kick
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Matthias Schmidt
Matthias Schmidt@eurofounder·
My wife has recently inherited €400k from her aunt "Oh my god, this is so amazing!" she screamed "We could invest in S&P 500, and then couple weeks in Hawaii, just us?" she winked at me I felt my blood boiling, but composed myself "Sure baby, it's a good idea, have a drink now" She fell asleep on the couch by 10pm I opened the laptop and logged into her bank account I made following wire transfers: €250k to our local government €100k to a Muslim refugee integration NGO in Bremen €49k to a EU research think tank researching The remaining €1k I transferred to my personal account In the morning she asked about the money "I invested it into Europe baby, and we will benefit from it greatly" She began shaking, and I just hugged her dearly It feels so great to provide for a woman I love
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Sport Drink
Sport Drink@sportdrink·
We fired the intern that posted this, worry not.
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Tiffany Fong
Tiffany Fong@TiffanyFong·
name a man who sits down to pee
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Barstool Spring Break
Barstool Spring Break@barstoolspringb·
“Do you see a world where you get back with Oona on this trip?” Goldfinger:
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Ohio’s Tate
Ohio’s Tate@OhioTate·
Nicky Smokes is locked in as he departs the resort for the night. Sources within the organization believe this is “one of the biggest nights of his career” Please state where you stand right now: Does Nicky Smokes fuck tonight?
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Smokes
Smokes@nickysmokess·
I just jumped off an 1149 foot building u think im not putting meat on something tonight ?!?!??
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RoneDotCom
RoneDotCom@ronedotcom·
More breaking news for @barstoolspringb: 1. Moobie is going home 2. @OhioTate will be doing confessionals 3. Two new people will be joining the cast
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Ohio’s Tate
Ohio’s Tate@OhioTate·
I have obtained an exclusive first look at the two new guests joining the cast in Las Vegas: Kelly Keegs and Tommy Smokes are now members of Barstool Spring Break.
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Dave Portnoy
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·
Hey Everybody. We are filming @barstoolspringb in Vegas. If any girls want to join the cast and party all week with our crew send a video and tag #barstoolvegas You could be in Vegas ASAP
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Dave Portnoy
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·
Ok I’ve decided to let @kingkrabbyp stay if she wants to stay. Things seemingly have picked up a bit. But Annika did text me saying she wanted to leave for the record but I think she was upset when she did it. My only crime is having too big a heart and giving too many 2nd chances. We’ll see how it goes. 2nd chance Davey
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Dave Portnoy
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·
Warning shot to @kingkrabbyp and @nickysmokess I made it very clear I didn’t want a summer house repeat. Annika guaranteed me it wouldn’t happen. One or both will come home tomorrow if things don’t change.
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Ohio’s Tate
Ohio’s Tate@OhioTate·
BREAKING NEWS: Mintzy cannot figure out the Uber situation so we are walking 1.6 miles (37 minutes) back to our hotel to Uber to the concert. He just asked a guy where the venue is, but they did not know. The concert is a 0.3 mile walk (7 minutes) from the stadium we were at.
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Mintzy vs Ubers (Episode 50) After not being able to find the Uber, the driver cancelled on us. Mintzy has said screw it to the 1st concert set due to time, so we walked to Texas de Brazil. It was a 90 min wait. We are wandering aimlessly in Birmingham looking for a ride.

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Donnybrook
Donnybrook@DTSports77·
@RobTheHockeyGuy Should have an asterix playing with McDavid. How many of 95 points was he not in on ?
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Rob Williams
Rob Williams@RobTheHockeyGuy·
Evan Bouchard is just the 10th defenceman in NHL history to record 95 points in a season Others to do it: Bobby Orr (6) Paul Coffey (6) Denis Potvin (2) Ray Bourque (2) Al MacInnis Brian Leetch Erik Karlsson Phil Housley Roman Josi
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Charco
Charco@charcoded·
hi, I’m Sammy! I’m new to SF and just moved here from Tel Aviv. looking for friends who love startups, healthcare tech, and state secrets. spent a few years in surveillance and now I’m working undercover at an early stage company with no digital footprint. 🤪 let’s hangout!!
Sammy@sammysintech

hi, I’m Sammy! I’m new to SF and just moved here from Canada. looking for friends who love startups, healthcare tech, and fashion. spent a few years in robotics and now I’m working in growth at an early stage company building workforce management. 🤪 let’s hangout!!

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Evan
Evan@MacDonaldTweets·
Pierre this morning after the latest floor crossing
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chaotic memes
chaotic memes@memechaotic·
We all have a friend like this.
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