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@parti_king @MikePubez

ChudThebuilder has been BANNED indefinitely on Kick

@eurofounder @MikePubez

My wife has recently inherited €400k from her aunt "Oh my god, this is so amazing!" she screamed "We could invest in S&P 500, and then couple weeks in Hawaii, just us?" she winked at me I felt my blood boiling, but composed myself "Sure baby, it's a good idea, have a drink now" She fell asleep on the couch by 10pm I opened the laptop and logged into her bank account I made following wire transfers: €250k to our local government €100k to a Muslim refugee integration NGO in Bremen €49k to a EU research think tank researching The remaining €1k I transferred to my personal account In the morning she asked about the money "I invested it into Europe baby, and we will benefit from it greatly" She began shaking, and I just hugged her dearly It feels so great to provide for a woman I love

@sportdrink @RaySmith0 I would have promoted. Thoughts?

We fired the intern that posted this, worry not.

@RaySmith0 @TiffanyFong Every time

@TiffanyFong @bermanhlume

name a man who sits down to pee

@SupremeDarty @barstoolspringb @MikePubez

“Do you see a world where you get back with Oona on this trip?” Goldfinger:

@MikePubez @OhioTate I’m on record thinking he does

@OhioTate @bermanhlume

Nicky Smokes is locked in as he departs the resort for the night. Sources within the organization believe this is “one of the biggest nights of his career” Please state where you stand right now: Does Nicky Smokes fuck tonight?

@nickysmokess Good luck man. Everyone is cheering for you

I just jumped off an 1149 foot building u think im not putting meat on something tonight ?!?!??

@MikePubez @ronedotcom @barstoolspringb @OhioTate Surprisingly yes

@ronedotcom @barstoolspringb @OhioTate Does this move the needle for you @bermanhlume

More breaking news for @barstoolspringb: 1. Moobie is going home 2. @OhioTate will be doing confessionals 3. Two new people will be joining the cast

@MikePubez @OhioTate I didn’t see this coming

@OhioTate @bermanhlume can you believe it?

I have obtained an exclusive first look at the two new guests joining the cast in Las Vegas: Kelly Keegs and Tommy Smokes are now members of Barstool Spring Break.

@spongebobsloth @RaySmith0

@stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat @barstoolspringb I hope my girlfriend sees this

Hey Everybody. We are filming @barstoolspringb in Vegas. If any girls want to join the cast and party all week with our crew send a video and tag #barstoolvegas You could be in Vegas ASAP

@MikePubez @ThadBull3t @stoolpresidente @kingkrabbyp 2nd chance Davey is making a big mistake imo. But can’t question a sexy genius

@ThadBull3t @stoolpresidente @kingkrabbyp Why don’t you suck him off Thad? @bermanhlume and you could three way with Dave?

Ok I’ve decided to let @kingkrabbyp stay if she wants to stay. Things seemingly have picked up a bit. But Annika did text me saying she wanted to leave for the record but I think she was upset when she did it. My only crime is having too big a heart and giving too many 2nd chances. We’ll see how it goes. 2nd chance Davey

@MikePubez @stoolpresidente @kingkrabbyp @nickysmokess @danfleur2 She is coming home. It’s not a free vacay. Glad el pres has a backbone

@stoolpresidente @kingkrabbyp @nickysmokess @danfleur2 @bermanhlume oh no!!!

Warning shot to @kingkrabbyp and @nickysmokess I made it very clear I didn’t want a summer house repeat. Annika guaranteed me it wouldn’t happen. One or both will come home tomorrow if things don’t change.

@MikePubez @OhioTate @danfleur2 I’m glued to the barstool spring break content but this is just as good

@OhioTate Amazing content!!! @danfleur2

BREAKING NEWS: Mintzy cannot figure out the Uber situation so we are walking 1.6 miles (37 minutes) back to our hotel to Uber to the concert. He just asked a guy where the venue is, but they did not know. The concert is a 0.3 mile walk (7 minutes) from the stadium we were at.

@DTSports77 @RobTheHockeyGuy Have a good trip @gromlife_

@RobTheHockeyGuy Should have an asterix playing with McDavid. How many of 95 points was he not in on ?

Evan Bouchard is just the 10th defenceman in NHL history to record 95 points in a season Others to do it: Bobby Orr (6) Paul Coffey (6) Denis Potvin (2) Ray Bourque (2) Al MacInnis Brian Leetch Erik Karlsson Phil Housley Roman Josi

@oldviennalager @1800ghostman @MikePubez @canu54 @danfleur2 this is Gregor knacks cousin

tasteless cretinous yorkville-style WASPs who wear 'fun' glasses are worse than Hitler. bet this dope has an apartment full of gaudy pop art he bought on cumberland. shame on you Keith pelley. take ur blazer and ur skinny jeans and move to florida. take john Tory with you

@MikePubez @IcyVert No. 5 orange

@IcyVert Ramen Danbo in Robson and Miku sushi are worth checking out

We’ve made it to Vancouver! If you have any good food recommendations, bars and other fun things to do in the city let me know!

@charcoded @NobleQAli @MikePubez

hi, I’m Sammy! I’m new to SF and just moved here from Tel Aviv. looking for friends who love startups, healthcare tech, and state secrets. spent a few years in surveillance and now I’m working undercover at an early stage company with no digital footprint. 🤪 let’s hangout!!

@MacDonaldTweets @1800ghostman @canu54

Pierre this morning after the latest floor crossing

@MikePubez @memechaotic I honestly can’t help it

@memechaotic Don’t be a snob tomorrow @bermanhlume

We all have a friend like this.