DR ENGELHARDT

Welcome home, Eduard!

@SPYR3NE What,?

@bertiebertibert Oh

Little fuck bit me.

@BLU_birddog (( im gonna specify as i also specified this in my server he did not punch im (thankfully) he punched the table after he bit him

\either they have a unique coloring style with the purple knuckles or they tryna tell us berties dad like punched him or somethin. thats just me though.

@SPYR3NE Just some mangoes.

@bertiebertibert What kind of food, dumbass.

@SPYR3NE .. food??

@bertiebertibert … feeding him what?

@SPYR3NE Nothing. Simply feeding him.

@bertiebertibert What were you doing before he bit you?????

@SPYR3NE It’s not my fault.

@bertiebertibert Actually lowkey he does just bite out of the blue. But still.

@SPYR3NE I didn’t at all.

@bertiebertibert I bet you deserved it too

@MEXICAN_PYRO33 He’s eight. He should know better.

@bertiebertibert Ain't he 5? I think that's normal

@MEXICAN_PYRO33 What? He fucking bit me.

@bertiebertibert Jesus christ man.

@MEXICAN_PYRO33 Well he is.

@bertiebertibert Don't call him that

@caliclovers They do. It hurts so fucking bad.

@bertiebertibert oh dear, that must've been quite painful. his bites really do pack a punch, don't they!

@caliclovers Haha. I really do not wish to.

@bertiebertibert maybe you could get him some colored pencils? if you r͟e͟a͟l͟l͟y͟ need to one-up this other medic, he might like something he can do a bit more with. it's much easier to blend with colored pencils, at least!

Eduard keeps asking for pens . Apparently he had some from another Medic, a blu one according to him. No son of mine will use BLU scum pens.

@docmedes And how do you know he didn’t? Exactly why my son will not touch them. I won’t allow it.

@bertiebertibert You act like the Doctor tried to poison him. They’re only pens, no harm done. - Spy.

@BREDonRED Ah, thank you so much. I appreciate it. He needs pens from someone who isn’t a scum.

@bertiebertibert 🍮Oh I understand the stress .... I have plenty of pens you two can use!! And I am on red!!!

@xylaziner So he will not be getting them back. I will buy new ones.

@xylaziner Yes, from some scum of the earth blu bastard.

@thesharpbird Perhaps what?

@bertiebertibert Perhaps.

Hallo, everyone! Eduard is home safe. I’m not sure why he keeps saying he is Bertie, he is infact Eddie!

@thesharpbird No, I don’t believe he does. I know my son.

@bertiebertibert There is no need. It seems he needs more drawing supplies.