bertie

very excited to announce that I have destroyed Kate Bush (mashup out soon on my Soundcloud)

A message from SOPHIE’s family.

📢‼️After some careful reviewing and collation of information we now feel we can respond to the Cass Review Please see our response below 🧵

As the Cass review is published, my thoughts are with the trans community. Young trans people already face huge barriers to healthcare, including years-long waiting lists. Their health and wellbeing should not be a front in a toxic culture war.

1 MONTH TO GO! 🎟️: tickets.brightonspiegeltent.com/seasons/a2ada7…

@ProbablyJoshua_ @gothykendoll we do not speak of it

@gothykendoll @bertieclrk is this your old flat? 🤣🤣🤣

Once upon a time, in Brighton and Hove… 🎟️: tickets.brightonspiegeltent.com/seasons/a2ada7… 🎨: @bertieclrk

Nicki Minaj megamix apart from she's doing it for karaoke at your local pub (listening experience) by DJ GAYLORD on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/RmQtCxqgDtijq1…

At a rave-ish and they’re playing the crazy frog… is this a @bertieclrk set or what?

🔥IT’S THE SLAG PIT #2 2NITE🔥 Lydia L'Scabies, putting the art in tart, the pro in prolapse and the fun gal in fungal infection, invites you to her slaggiest show EVER that Brighton has to offer. Doors 8pm Show 9pm - 11pm 🎟️: eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-slag-pit… 🎨: @bertieclrk

On sale! Farmageddon 10, Sat 23rd Sep! 🐔 IT’S OUR TENTH PARTY, SO WE THOUGHT WE’D HAVE A CHILL ONE 🐔 Just kidding, we’ve gone ahead and booked some of Brighton’s most legendary DJ’s and performers for a hoedown showdown to remember 😈 Tickets 👉 bit.ly/45udwl7

Celebrating the decimation of Twitter by ruining four of your favourite songs in one offensive mashup ❤️ @conorjengland on.soundcloud.com/SMK486a3PJPLF8…

approved by Kate Nash btw

BRIGHTON!!! It’s the last showing of Sex and the Sewer tonight for @brightonfringe at the Spiegeltent - come along for a hideously queer retelling of Sex and the City performed by @LydiaLScabies co-produced by me 🥰 (very much 18+ don’t be bringing your kids)

Join us for Farmageddon 9, Fri 17th Mar!🐔👉bit.ly/3S9VpuJ The question on everyone’s beaks – why did the chicken cross the road? We don’t have all the answers, but we do have the finest DJ’s and drag performers the south coast has to offer. Are you ready to meet them?

@joeystroomer not donk but this is my fave soundcloud.com/technikoredj/o…

@junipr_musik 🥰🥰🥰

@allexpenny headbut them!

@LydiaLScabies stop it I’ll cry

Just two gals, two gals on the screen 🖤

@allexpenny is he singing sweet home alabama all summer long