Bert Weiss

@daemarrrr @JomboyMedia He’s only scummy if he’s not on your team. As a @padres fan, he’s a damn national treasure.

@JomboyMedia Scummiest player in baseball being a scum, imagine my shock

Willson Contreras tried telling the umpire that Manny Machado intentionally kicked this ball into foul territory

Absolutely irresponsible to handle the offensive line the way the #chargers have handled free agency. Can’t even imagine how they sold this to Herbert. And so disrespectful to the fan base.

@JeffPassan Why did this makes sense. Great contact hitter! Yes. ONE YEAR? 4 top prospects? I guess they slot him in as DH with occasional playing time at 2nd and first? Head scratching.

BREAKING: The San Diego Padres are nearing a deal to acquire second baseman Luis Arraez from the Miami Marlins for a package of three prospects and a relief pitcher, a source familiar with the deal tells ESPN. The trade is in medical review but is expected to be finalized soon.

@FatGirlvsWorld I casually watch. Those folks are bad asses

All I want is 3 hours out of my life where I can be a vapid, emotionless, testosterone driven man and now all these soft Super Bowl commercials pulling on my heart strings in just not fair.

@jlee467 @TheBertShow I'm in!

Hey, @BertShowBert , @TheBertShow , I've always been a fan of pigs and have always wanted one for a pet, too! Here's me with a "bacon bit" (not the miniature breed, but they're still adorbs). They're so cute!!!! ❤️🐖

@BJosephRadio This DEF would have been a good place for omission!

I learned from @BertShowBert 100% honesty is never a good thing…this is an example

@honestlab @ceolawyer WTF are you talking about?

@ceolawyer “White people needed to take him down by infecting him with HIV” Solid logic your friend has here @BertShowBert

@bruin1991 @TheBertShow You guys are spirit animals.

@TheBertShow I got cha @BertShowBert. Cassie is correct. Flipping a coin isn’t 50/50, but it’s not due to the weight. The side that is likely to come up on a flip (51%) is the side that you see before the flip. It was proven in a study. So flip with the tail side showing 👍🏼

You flip a coin. It lands on tails, you get a billion dollars. It lands on heads, you get incurable hiccups for life. You don't flip the coin, you get both. Whatcha doing?

Random question. I was told yesterday most people DON'T know their vision prescription like 20/100 or whatever. Do you know yours?

@jeperezus @TheBertShow I believe it is!

Our interns painful wedding day reminds me as a parent that as parents, we have to meet our kids where they are. That's the key! Take our ego out of it.

I have a hunch. If @theabbymurphy agrees to ignore dudes for one month she won't believe how many guys will be attracted to her! She took me up on it. She gets $1000 if she deletes dating apps and takes dating off the table for 30 days.

Let me get this straight. @KrisKling and @CassandraYoung just made a case that scrolling through "media" is a HOBBY. IG. Tik Tok. A hobby? Is "consuming media" a hobby?

@lvhaag I'm trying to get it in every hour for ya today, Larry.

@BertShowBert Haha. I heard you say it within the last half hour and I detected a little extra emphasis in there. I took upon myself to think it was specifically directed at me.

I literally can't keep going back to the box if there are any in the house and now I know why. Crumbl Cookies have between 700-800 calories EACH and, get this, has 76 GRAMS OF SUGAR (18 TEASPOONS in each cookie). That said, won't stop me from eating them.

@lvhaag Your tweets just make me wanna go out of my way and say it more

@BertShowBert Literally huh?! Or you could’ve just said “I can’t keep going back…” Remember, I’m out to ban that word from human existence 😁 You should really keep track of how much all of you say it. It’s bad! Maybe do an air drinking game. Each one of you would be hammered by 6:30am.

@tisk121 I think it was founded by a mormon. But this is the devil's dessert. lol

@BertShowBert great Utah company! Don't care about the sugar and the calories!

@antaresbrown @TheBertShow Clearly and oversight

@BertShowBert @TheBertShow ...and you didn't ask me to come in to sub for any if them. I'm appalled 😆

Three members of @TheBertShow got the icks and are out today. This nastiness going around def hit here