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Bert Weiss

@BertShowBert

life is short and so am I.

Katılım Şubat 2009
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Daemar@daemarrrr·
@JomboyMedia Scummiest player in baseball being a scum, imagine my shock
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Jomboy Media@JomboyMedia·
Willson Contreras tried telling the umpire that Manny Machado intentionally kicked this ball into foul territory
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Bert Weiss@BertShowBert·
Absolutely irresponsible to handle the offensive line the way the #chargers have handled free agency. Can’t even imagine how they sold this to Herbert. And so disrespectful to the fan base.
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Bert Weiss@BertShowBert·
@JeffPassan Why did this makes sense. Great contact hitter! Yes. ONE YEAR? 4 top prospects? I guess they slot him in as DH with occasional playing time at 2nd and first? Head scratching.
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Jeff Passan@JeffPassan·
BREAKING: The San Diego Padres are nearing a deal to acquire second baseman Luis Arraez from the Miami Marlins for a package of three prospects and a relief pitcher, a source familiar with the deal tells ESPN. The trade is in medical review but is expected to be finalized soon.
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Bert Weiss@BertShowBert·
All I want is 3 hours out of my life where I can be a vapid, emotionless, testosterone driven man and now all these soft Super Bowl commercials pulling on my heart strings in just not fair.
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Honest Lab@honestlab·
@ceolawyer “White people needed to take him down by infecting him with HIV” Solid logic your friend has here @BertShowBert
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Stephen Michael@bruin1991·
@TheBertShow I got cha @BertShowBert. Cassie is correct. Flipping a coin isn’t 50/50, but it’s not due to the weight. The side that is likely to come up on a flip (51%) is the side that you see before the flip. It was proven in a study. So flip with the tail side showing 👍🏼
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Pionaire Network@PionaireNetwork·
You flip a coin. It lands on tails, you get a billion dollars. It lands on heads, you get incurable hiccups for life. You don't flip the coin, you get both. Whatcha doing?
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Bert Weiss@BertShowBert·
Random question. I was told yesterday most people DON'T know their vision prescription like 20/100 or whatever. Do you know yours?
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Bert Weiss@BertShowBert·
Our interns painful wedding day reminds me as a parent that as parents, we have to meet our kids where they are. That's the key! Take our ego out of it.
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Bert Weiss@BertShowBert·
I have a hunch. If @theabbymurphy agrees to ignore dudes for one month she won't believe how many guys will be attracted to her! She took me up on it. She gets $1000 if she deletes dating apps and takes dating off the table for 30 days.
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Bert Weiss@BertShowBert·
Let me get this straight. @KrisKling and @CassandraYoung just made a case that scrolling through "media" is a HOBBY. IG. Tik Tok. A hobby? Is "consuming media" a hobby?
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Bert Weiss@BertShowBert·
@lvhaag I'm trying to get it in every hour for ya today, Larry.
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Larry Haag@lvhaag·
@BertShowBert Haha. I heard you say it within the last half hour and I detected a little extra emphasis in there. I took upon myself to think it was specifically directed at me.
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Bert Weiss@BertShowBert·
I literally can't keep going back to the box if there are any in the house and now I know why. Crumbl Cookies have between 700-800 calories EACH and, get this, has 76 GRAMS OF SUGAR (18 TEASPOONS in each cookie). That said, won't stop me from eating them.
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Bert Weiss@BertShowBert·
@lvhaag Your tweets just make me wanna go out of my way and say it more
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Larry Haag@lvhaag·
@BertShowBert Literally huh?! Or you could’ve just said “I can’t keep going back…” Remember, I’m out to ban that word from human existence 😁 You should really keep track of how much all of you say it. It’s bad! Maybe do an air drinking game. Each one of you would be hammered by 6:30am.
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Bert Weiss@BertShowBert·
@tisk121 I think it was founded by a mormon. But this is the devil's dessert. lol
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Simon So@tisk121·
@BertShowBert great Utah company! Don't care about the sugar and the calories!
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Bert Weiss@BertShowBert·
Three members of @TheBertShow got the icks and are out today. This nastiness going around def hit here
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