Abby Murphy💋

#thelifeofashowgirl in a nutshell fame is a prison! will anyone love me?! Travis loves me!! f*ck Blake lively!! I wish I would’ve kissed my friend that died!!! F*ck Charli XCX! I wanna have Travvys babies and also have I told you he has a hugge wiener? that’s showbiz!

I had a dream where I was haunted by ghosts, stalked by a serial killer, and trapped in a house where people kept letting my cats escape...& the only thing that woke me in a cold sweat was wondering where my cats were

Emily Henry says she would be up for David Corenswet to play Charlie Lastra in the upcoming film adaptation of ‘Book Lovers’ "Get him on board and I’m in."

watching nicolandria edits on tiktok dnt txt

@lifeoflili_ @TheBertShow Haha i mean they’re definitely cute together! I feel like they’re just now picking up speed. Their s’mores date was adorable..and I love how ace stepped up to help Taylor with his date with Clark

Wait. @theabbymurphy. How can you say Cierra and Nic were the only real couple when Chelley and Ace are falling in love right in front of our eyes?! 😩 @TheBertShow

What is the sorcery that happens on the Uber to and from midtown/the beltline that makes me the most car sick I have ever been in my life

a man in his sixties called me an 8 at the bar but said he would “still hit” so things are going well for me

Haven’t stopped thinking about this since the #BlakeLively news dropped

Can we start a chastain park specific dating app I feel like every time I’m out there I fall in love at least twice

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omg travis' HAIR!!!!!! the FLOW!!!!!

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made me incapable of functioning without the worlds fattest iron pill

so should I just be showing up to my frontier flights late intentionally? I literally have not been on one that didn’t board way past it’s start time

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Benny Blanco is so unserious😭😭

@rebeccamlan tea!!

I’ve found one man I like on the apps and if it doesn’t work out with him I’ll resign myself to a life of quiet spinsterhood

when I say I hate the ATL airport I don’t just mean how crowded it is or how it’s challenging to navigate (if you’re not local)… I want to include the anxiety inducing drive down to the airport that may take you 25 mins. May take you 90mins. Who knows!! It’s a surprise!!

Met with a financial planner today and unfortunately “marrying a rich old man on his death bed” is not a viable retirement plan smh

@TheBertShow I have something inappropriate to say

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