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I always suspected it but this proves it beyond doubt.

@tmmisson He is eligible (Under 21 and 10 games or fewer)

@bertwerden I think he's too old.

Look forward to some guy called Herman Bumfuck getting the Rising Star nomination this week. Meanwhile, add 11 hitouts to this… #thebath #aflnorthblues

@Dc78Anth Surely!

@bertwerden Surely this is the week….

@ParrottDarryl @cric_blog Notwithstanding his good start… I would have played Perry, a proven wicket taker (already 32 this season) and who can hold a bat. Harris has had a poor season and not passed 21 the last six innings.

@bertwerden @cric_blog There's nobody else, neither McDonald, or Dixon took there chance to lock down a spot.

South Australia's total of 198 is competitive in these bowler-friendly conditions. Victoria 3 down early. Nathan McSweeney batted so well for his 52 off 127 balls. Solid contributions from Liam Scott (37) and Ben Manenti (28) as well. Evenly poised final. #SheffieldShield

Insert that gif of the man with his hands on his hips huffing.

But will he be ok for the IPL?

@LachlanB_ If you like imbibing cologne, I’d highly recommend! Too floral for me. Then again I find many gins similar.

Has anyone ever tried Guojiao 1573? Any good or fire water? #AustralianOpen

This post is A BIG thank you to ALL my family, friends and so many other people who have reached out to me! On the 27th of December 2025 my life was taken out of my hands…when meningitis took over my brain, & unbeknownst to me I was placed into a paralysed coma for 8 days to help me fight this awful disease. And that I did! Fight that is!…. After being given a 50/50 chance of surviving, I came out of the induced coma 8 days later…not able to walk or talk. And yet 4 days after that, with the doctors in disbelief, I walked, I talked and proved to them all why I should be released from hospital to start my recovery. So happy to be home, to be able to put my feet in the sand on the beach and to start thanking all those people that reached out to me and my family in their unwaivering support. This experience has reminded me of how fragile life is, how quickly everything can change & how precious time is! There are so many wonderful people in this world … from paramedics (at Mermaid Waters Ambulance), doctors & nurses (at Gold Coast University Hospital) … to family, friends and people I didn’t even know. I feel like I met all these fantastic people in the past 3 weeks, or they reached out to me through messages of love and support. I am so grateful to you all. Thank you! 🙏 Bring on 2026 …I’m back! 💫

The perpetual mediocrity of the @RenegadesBBL and the acceptance of it by @cricketvictoria is a slap in the face to every fan that has handed over their hard earned. Assuming they don’t destroy it altogether, the sooner the @IPL takes over this shit show, the better #bbl2025 #BBL15

By gosh this is cringe. Does it get better tennis people? #OnePointSlam

@ParayYasir2 Doesn’t help tha Head is standing at Extra Cover!

Jake Weathlard was given out and he didn't review it. What was he even thinking 🤔? Travis head should have stepped in , but he is terrible in such calls

32 to win. Big storm coming. Cricket administrators “let’s have tea” #Ashes

@urmoe He has Parkinson’s mate

I miss Tom Browne 😪

@FreoPope @lucasgarth Who will ever forget *(checks notes) Darius Visser’s incredible century in the blockbuster *(checks notes) Samoa vs Vanuatu.

@lucasgarth 🤫

Marsh is doing a Bannerman here. 66.9% at the moment. #NZvAUS

@LachlanB_ Always. Every time. Even when flying pointy end, I prefer watching my own downloaded content on a fully charged device. Who is this Journo btw?

You'd think an experienced traveller, let alone a travel journalist, would know to travel with entertainment options already downloaded to your phone (if not an iPad/tablet) for situations like this 🤨