John

I don't know if this will help anyone but John passed at 10am thus morning I figured anyone who didn't know deserve to know

@MonkieGo You will

Happy 1 Year Anniversary to #ChristmasWaltz 🎄💃🏻🕺🏻❤️

Casting wishes go out to Georgia 💫Casting for a Car Brand Commercial #Teamdb #Actor #CastingCall #Intheroom #Commercial #Agent @RosieDeeBoss @ConnieDeeBoss @LillyDeeBoss

@mariana057 @MysterySolvent Until they get wet

@MysterySolvent I want one 😂😂❤️❤️❤️

Sweet dreams.

Some people should use a glue stick instead of a chap stick.

I had a disturbing thought. If watermelons are filled with water, then what are kumquats filled with?

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini. The bar man asks 'Olive or Twist'?

I bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day. As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.

Dear @ArcticMonkeys, Could you do me a favour and hurry up and release your UK dates if that's what you are doing. It would help me to arrange my life because there is literally no way I'm not going to at least one of them. Kind Regards Tom A. Smith

Did you know that if your biological parents didn't have any children, chances are you won't either.

A lady told me she takes milk baths, I asked pasteurized, she said no, only up to her chin.

@LDRoyal1 So sorry for your grief. Hugs

@MonkieGo It happens

@MonkieGo Dobie in Harry Potter thought that's how it's supposed to be!

@MonkieGo You will do fine. Just do your best.

@terranfed You ARE a stunner.