Balik Smonk

@WorldWideWob Another long year, the Kings are trying their best— It’s only November.

@WhiteHouse Disgusting

TWO KINGS. 👑

De’Aaron Fox is absolutely cooking in the 4th quarter. This is filthy.

@HaterReport @ericandre is that you?

Cade Cunningham with the season on the line: 7-23 FG 3-11 3P 8 Turnovers

@DarthEnvy I read the first part as though it was the Yankees bull pen treating him so well

This questionnaire by Mickey Mantle describing how he got a blowj*b at Yankee stadium sold for $242k

NEW: Pope Leo XIV says that the Catholic Church’s teaching on sexual ethics must be less prioritized over “greater, more important issues.” “We tend to think that when the Church is talking about morality, that the only issue of morality is sexual. And in reality, I believe there are much greater, more important issues, such as justice, equality, freedom of men and women, freedom of religion, that would all take priority before that particular issue.”

@BrettSiegelNBA Call the Kings

Maybe I’m crazy, but trading Jalen Green was a mistake. It’s hard to find dynamic guards who can score on or off the ball and create scoring opportunities. It’s much easier to mix rotations up and find frontcourt production.

@NBA The only reason Lakers Era LeBron is the worst era is because Lakers.

LEBRON JAMES IN YEAR 23 🤯

I have found my favorite League Pass content of the season. The Cleveland Cavaliers DONT BLINK CAM, where Sir C.C. takes a leaf-blower and blasts you in the face. The contestant who keeps their eyes open the longest wins. The result:

not every man… but it’s always a man

‘How are you so focused under pressure?’ Me in 1995:

Talvez a escolha de cor mais infeliz que vi nos últimos anos

🇺🇸 Trump just signed an executive order to fast-track psychedelics through the FDA. Joe Rogan and RFK Jr. were standing right next to him. This is not a drill. The order forces the FDA to speed up breakthrough therapy reviews for psilocybin and MDMA, improves data sharing with the VA, and clears the path for fast rescheduling once something gets approved. Trump's own words: "Usually with things like this, nothing ever happens, no matter how the research ends up, but we're changing it." Veterans have been waiting years for MDMA therapy while bureaucrats sat on the data. That ends now. Love him or hate him, no other president got this done. @EricLDaugh

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Kirk Goldsberry's Stat of the Year: "Every NBA team this year has an eFG% between 52 and 58. Whenever Wembanyama is on the court, the opponents eFG% is below 50.. He turns every offense he faces into something less efficient than the Brooklyn Nets offense.” #GoSpursGo #PorVida

UFO-linked scientist who warned 'my life is in danger' before she was found dead at 34 becomes ELEVENTH mysterious case trib.al/Jf9Lfc1

Mason Miller: the most dominant player in baseball

Mason Miller closing is must see tv.

I will note that when TMZ asked RFK Jr today what he did with the penis he cut off the roadkill raccoon he refused to answer the question.

Yeah TikTok is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook and Teams

The Kings are playing the Warriors again tonight, which means Doug Christie has an opportunity to do the funniest thing of the season: foul Draymond intentionally after the ball is tipped. The last time something similar happened, it produced a GIF that still lives to this day.