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I can't wait to see these new puritans at primavera, gonna lose my mind 💋

kid with a Bristol accent just said to his mate on the bus "you know it's 20p for sauces in maccies now 🤓" recession indicator

chemtrails... with a k

Whenever you are about to accuse someone of exhibiting behaviour you yourself are guilty of. Always qualify the statement with ‘I’m coming to you pot to kettle…’ This is just between us appliances

asf

If ppl start posting "I'm just a girl" deer memes with like metgumbnerbone tracks over the top I'll lose my mind hahahahaha

I hope Ethel Cain's Perverts piques a wider cultural interest in noise/power electronics because I would love to see the Twitter discourse around like the metaethics of like G.R. by Deathpile

listen boots... it's detective fierce... we need you to come down to the slaytion

my sister just posited feathers mcgraw as a hear me out ;/

@Ryanair Hi, I'm having an issue with the flight I've got booked for tomorrow, can you DM me? Thanks!

how i feel after putting a song on my Instagram story

there is nothing more beautiful than a gorgoues woman who loves taco bell

Before and after Jiagra

@archiewhincup drop trench coat's @ plz

trying to show my friend a photo on my phone but having to scroll past the hundreds of saved pics of william bennett/ philip best on my phone first

yeah i'm spiraling....upward bitch!!! 💯