bethany .ᐟ

@spideylimez joe and frank will never die

when the basement yard dies i want the same outrage yall had for #that podcaster. more actually. im not playing.

Rip to that funny tweet I was reading right before Twitter randomly refreshed for no reason

when I text “interesting” this how i be looking

march 13th 2020: "we don't have to go to school" march 13th 2026:

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

Life so dry I can take a 12 hour nap and get one notification from Pinterest telling me I have great taste

feel free to throw ass at my funeral it’s what i would have wanted

happy women's day to the ladies, please go get that piercing, beat that man, get that tattoo, beat that man, get that degree, beat that man, get that job, beat that man, wear that dress, beat that man, go to that solo trip, beat that man, answer back that relative, beat that man.

hannah baker a weak bitch i’m on reason 575 chin still up

life if we invented a day between Saturday and Sunday

“Guys, could we please just arrest some pedos?” The USA for some fucking reason:

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet* World leaders:

I just realized that in all of the purge movies, nobody ever steals anything valuable. All crime is legal for 24 hours straight & all you ppl are interested in is killing one another? Bitch the Apple store right across the street.

“punk is so woke nowadays” mfs when they find out punk has always been woke and anti fascist but they’re just posers and really fucking stupid

y’all never talk about the consequences but, go on.

thats so brave of her i would never get married in front of bad bunny just in case there was still a chance

HE IS EVERYTHING TO ME!!!! #SuperBowl @sanbenito

Green Day’s SuperBowl performance reportedly ended with Billie Joe Armstrong yelling “Quit your job ICE agents” into the stadium mic

9 years ago, lady gaga singing “no matter gay, straight or bi, lesbian, transgender life” at the most heterosexual event in the world in front of conservative america. #superbowl

thinking about how in barbie land where everything is perfect for women, men still aren't suffering. they aren't in servitude, they aren't being objectified or harassed. they are just not the main characters. but in a world run by and for men, women are NEVER safe. that's the difference between feminists and misogynists. women just want to be left alone, while men don't see us as humans.