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Beth Morgan
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VP Marketing @DeepDyve. Marketing, operations, games, and monkeys: these are my jam. James Holzhauer is better than me at trivia. @[email protected]









As a U.S. senator I’ve tried repeatedly to get into Fort Knox Fort Knox: “You can’t come to Fort Knox.” Me: “Why?” Fort Knox: “It’s a military installation.” Me: “I’m a senator; I go to military bases all the time.” Fort Knox: “You still can’t come. Because, you can’t.”