Mayank Khanna

every girl deserves a mercedes

@cfree94 Took to 10 re-reads to figure out it’s EXting not EXCiting

i love how exiting a plane is still such a quick and accurate way to tell if someone is a Normal Person or not

@AsakyGRN Proof that time passes slow when you watch it

A Nigerian lady in Spain records the exact moment the clock skipped from 1am to 3am due to daylight saving time.

@DailyLoud Shortcuts are the worst possible habit to form

This Surgeon Is Going Viral for His Jaw-Dropping Patient Transformations 🤯

@vxylily I thought it’s Donald Trump

Be honest I bet nobody remembers who this is.

@dylmichaelc “Something”

coming up with a word between like and love to use with my situationship

@Ravenismeee Make your bed as soon as you wake up

I’m 23. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@Dearme2_ It’s not funny to you what’s funny to them

signs your body is rejecting the person you’re with?

@svpino That’s called “Marketing People Think They Know Tech” phenomena

I still remember when people thought "prompt engineering" was going to become a real career.

@thrluv Like a thick piece of wood

when guys pee do they hold it like a joint or a cigarette

@elonmusk Implementing that for replies should be on the checklist too

Grok automatically translating and recommending 𝕏 posts from other languages is starting to work

@kumxem Manifestation

One language you wish you could speak fluently?

@AB84 Nothing can beat a cold shower

Is there a male equivalent to taking your bra off after a long day

In English, nothing ends with letter g

@ick_real By realizing how much you are missing out on by not doing so

I wanna get addicted to getting up early, hitting the gym, and eating healthy like y’all, what’s the secret??

@WhaleShark_Blue Such a bad student

dick to your butt name a fruit

Gun to your head name a pink haired character

@Hoopss I have so many questions

Remember when we used to skip class for a nap on the bathroom floor 😂

@elonmusk Laundry in office is crazy

Optimus

@ViktorKlopp I am sure it’s Hermes

Whoever invented this for Horses is a genius.

Who is winning the AI race? (Devs as end users) - Anthropic - OpenAI - Gemini