beven slay

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beven slay

beven slay

@bevenslay

she jeffin on my bezos it feel amazon

Katılım Nisan 2021
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I hate the term “we got off on the wrong foot” because there’s no such thing as getting off on the wrong foot
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A woman’s job is to provide for the family, a man’s job is the hit and 8 leg parlay on the Iran war
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If you a man and you work from home you gotta be a lil zesty
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She asked me my fav position and I told her I’m typically the A rotator
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If my roommate steals another one of my bananas I’m j straight up gon use it on him
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Tampon string got her looking like woody from Toy Story
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Fuck the fame, fuck the women, fuck the money I need LinkedIn connections #yessir
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beven slay@bevenslay·
Mfs will buy a $100,000 Silverado and only thing haul is they fat ass wife
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beven slay@bevenslay·
When they gonna let other animals in the Kentucky derby the horses been getting boring
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I’d rather have a DUI than a kid rn
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beven slay@bevenslay·
Bosnians be like “I speak 5 languages” and 4 of them are Serbian
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If you posted nature pics on your story for earth day you’re a fucking retard
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beven slay@bevenslay·
Do you guys eat hot dogs for the shape or the flavor?
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I hope my car breaks down so they send me a toe truck 🤤
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beven slay@bevenslay·
If you shop at aldi I fw you
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beven slay@bevenslay·
Cloning ur pet is like save scumming a roguelike
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beven slay@bevenslay·
Hasan piker the real life Brian griffin
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Computa bring the sparkle back to my eyes
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Genghis khan hadda have hella sack to be putting out all them kids
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