Beverley ishmael

Always and forever a 90s kid

@FaberAcademy @ItsMeBabyArms

It's competition time!🥳 In return for feedback on our brand new online classroom we're giving 15 lucky writers the chance to do a four-week Faber course for free! All you have to do to enter is like and RT this tweet, follow us and tag a friend. Closes Wed 8 February @ 23:59!

Where are the cis men?! WHERE ARE THEIR VOICES REGARDING ABORTION RIGHTS?! You think the way forced birth will fuck our society isn’t going to impact you? SHOW UP. BE LOUD. PLEASE HELP.

Number 4! Cackling at how angry this will make... certain men...

Hot water bottles in April is not a vibe

@hammondcox Thanks I’ve just submitted my forum. Hope you’re still looking for someone.

🙌 BONUS EPISODE OF JAMES ACASTER'S PERFECT SOUNDS! 🙌 @TheTutsBand took James on a tour of their hometown Hayes (pre-lockdown) and spoke about their love of the @spicegirls ✌️ Listen now on BBC Sounds 🎧 bbc.in/30gGiWw

I feel like the cast of RuPaul's Drag Race UK is doing more for Britain's reputation on the world stage than the British government at this moment in time

Can’t believe we’re so far from normality we’re now reminiscing on earlier lockdowns 😭

@ItsMeBabyArms Same

5 or 10 are best here. but kinda rude there's no granny nighty option because that is clearly the best of all worlds.

@JoesJuiceUK @joeandthejuice Aww soz

@bevtut Hey Beverley, we’re Joes Juice the e-liquid manufacturer. I believe your tweet is for @joeandthejuice All the best ❤️

Going into @JoesJuiceUK to find out you can’t sit down and eat without downloading their app was a shock. Stop using the pandemic as a way to get peoples data. No you will not be having my bank details.

I only drive bad when there’s people in the car so maybe y’all the problem

@ItsMeBabyArms Haha mouth thrush that’s a good one

There are 10 articles on this while Karen from my road is still sharing fake chain messages from the CDC saying masks give you mouth thrush.

Of all the conspiracy theories and fake news about Covid, of which there has been plenty, why is the top story on twitter right now about whether tr*mp used an o x y g e n t*nk or not? Why is that something worthy of debunking when people still think masks give you 5G?

Turtle said "see ya later alligator" 😭

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