𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄.

— Did'ya really think I need an introduction?

@CallSignPharah You need a breath mint.

I ain’t yer Tinkerbell.

@Valkyrie_Healer Don’t worry. You’ll get one on yer birthday.

“Consider this yer lucky day.” Grabs @CallSignPharah by the cheeks and roughly presses a big ole smooch on her mouth. The red lipstick staining. Now where’s the mouthwash?

@CallSignPharah @Valkyrie_Healer No. I’m tryin' to protect my ride.

@bewaretheviper @Valkyrie_Healer [Eyebrow raise.] Are you trying to instigate?

@Valkyrie_Healer Yer a virgin who can’t drive.

@Valkyrie_Healer @CallSignPharah Pookie, yer up.

@CallSignPharah @bewaretheviper Surely I'm not that bad. One of you let me borrow your bikes.

@Valkyrie_Healer Yer heard me, Angelcakes. Now tell her I’m right, pookie. @CallSignPharah

@bewaretheviper Wh-what? What does that even mean? How'd you even come up with such a sentence?

@CallSignPharah Scoffs. “Just tell her to butt out, yeah?”

@bewaretheviper “Maybe if you kept your business clean, no one would go sniffing.”

@CallSignPharah “Yer girlfriend is naggin' me.”

@Valkyrie_Healer “Angel. It’s just business.” The cowgirl muttered as if it somehow made it better. After all, how else was Ashe going to describe the recent dealings with Talon? Her loyalty is to Deadlock but some offers hit the sweet spot for the meantime.

@bewaretheviper And this was one of the predicaments Angela was talking about. The doctor was torn on what to do at this moment. "You're not making this easy for me." Angela stepped forward, looking as if she was going to grab Ashe, but she hesitated and took a step back. "Just go."

@bewaretheviper Well.

@Valkyrie_Healer “Don’t yer be mentionin' that two-timin' good for nothin' to me.” She huffed. “Angela, if yer plannin' on arrestin' me then let’s get on with it. I’ve got a shipment to intercept.”

@bewaretheviper "Yes, but now you're putting me in a bad position. And let's get serious for a moment. If Overwatch ever considered any kind of offer to you, the fact Cole is here would've been a hard no from you."

@Valkyrie_Healer “So yer can see why I’ve taken my business elsewhere, right?”

@bewaretheviper "No. They'll probably plan to arrest you and your crew."

@Valkyrie_Healer “Overwatch plannin' to pay my bills?”

@bewaretheviper "Of course it is. I don't know why I'm even shocked. You constantly put me in bad predicament after bad predicament."

@CallSignPharah “Stickin' her nose in my business again.”

@bewaretheviper “Hard to believe. I’m sure you’re nagging her.”

@Valkyrie_Healer “Business is business, Angelcakes. It’s not personal just contractual.”

@bewaretheviper Scoffs. "Fine. If we're quote on quote "besties," one would think they would tell their bestie they were hired an evil organization we're fighting against."

@Valkyrie_Healer “Spit it out, blondie. Don’t have all day.”

@bewaretheviper "You know what I'm talking about. Are you going to make me say it?"

@Valkyrie_Healer “Mm?” Ashe also crossed her arms.

@bewaretheviper Crosses her arms with a stern look. "Yeah. An explanation."

@Valkyrie_Healer “Least I’m yer most honest.” Holds out palm. Expectant.

@bewaretheviper Sigh. "You're by far the worst best friend that I've ever had."

@Valkyrie_Healer “Yer mind standin' over there with this apple on yer head.”