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@wombat37 I do not approve at all, so they’d better fix you up in a hurry. I hope your visit is brief and they figure out what to do. In the mean time, you have my fond well wishes and virtual hugs!

@HavenRacewayJP @topherflorence Reminds me of the Pittsburgh guy whose role was a barge captain on the river, and his two puppet pals would tell jokes between cartoons. This was early 1980s.

@topherflorence I lucked out in this regard. Meet my Great Great Uncle Ron, better known to the Cleveland area as Captain Penny. His program was a mix of skits, Fleischer cartoons, Little Rascals shorts, and advertisements for Bosco chocolate syrup.

the simpsons has been on so long that there are adults currently watching it who do not understand that the concept of local tv clowns who show cartoons was a real thing

@otter_weekend Don’t let the big pharma find out.

@ArtemisDiana_22 @jacrimbo420 @gaytimes @scribblesscript @JustLikeUsUK Meet. I guess you need-need to meet them, since I wrote need twice.

@ArtemisDiana_22 @jacrimbo420 @gaytimes @scribblesscript @JustLikeUsUK Oh honey, you need to need some real trans lesbians and the women who love them. Talk to them, don’t generalize about them.

New research from @JustLikeUsUK demonstrates exactly what most lesbians already knew: The narrative that lesbians are inherently anti-trans is completely false buff.ly/3KpqKHQ

@jacobtaber @NotABigJerk So, it’s not antisemitic to note that your god acts a bit different in the older parts of your Bible and the newer parts.

@jacobtaber @NotABigJerk You’re the one being supercessionist by equating the Old Testament to Judaism. The Old Testament isn’t the “Jewish Bible”. It certainly tells stories that are about Jews (and many other people), but it’s the foundation of Christianity. Jews don’t read your Bible.

@alienspacesquid @uyarakq And the pope bonnet

@uyarakq As a native European I can confirm this is true! I love wearing my berets and lederhosen as parts of my Native European culture!

@SgtIndy_ @magpiekilljoy Well, that step should come somewhere after: Step 1 - buy and learn to effectively use publishing software or secure and private email lists.

@vidadelunicorn @magpiekilljoy I learned my feminism from lesbian literature. How did the queer community NOT step up for women’s rights?

@magpiekilljoy I'm not anti lgbtq. However. I did not see a mass movement of allyship from lgbtq people when it came to women's rights. That bothered me. Alot.

@GaryGlobs @HeadBand42 @xanpersand @ZaleskiLuke @williamlegate Since I suspect that’s one of Elon’s own sockpuppet accounts, I now have the repulsive image of a damp wank sock flung on the floor.

@HeadBand42 @xanpersand @ZaleskiLuke @williamlegate Real question. Would you suck on Elons peter if he asked you? Asking this seriously.

Elon Musk now has bodyguards flank him everywhere inside Twitter HQ — including accompanying him to the bathroom. He is reportedly paranoid that someone in the company may go rogue & stage a coup. thedailybeast.com/bodyguards-fol…

@HeadBand42 @RockingSunset @ZaleskiLuke @williamlegate Are you one of Alon’s sockpuppet accounts?

@RockingSunset @ZaleskiLuke @williamlegate I just want the best products. I would love it if somebody was capable of making something better because that would mean improving the world.

@mugglematrix @little_corvus I think you should respect the wishes of the individual person you’re speaking about. If I request you to use feminine pronouns for me and you decide (for any reason in the world) not to, then you are just being rude. Which makes you unworthy of respect yourself.

@little_corvus I think you should respect that some people use pronouns according to biological sex. They are in the vast majority, and won't ever change. It only stresses you out to stress about it.

@Maratus_spider @crevicedwelling What in the spider/shrimp/turtle/mantis is that creature? How big is it? What does it like to eat?

Winged Arkys - Arkys alatus Patonga NSW Australia

@DrCPrentice @DGlaucomflecken Yes, please fight for the NHS. From what I understand, the government is actively undermining and deliberately underfunding it. It’s not perfect (especially when running on a shoestring), but it’s fundamentally a good system.

@DGlaucomflecken These tweets make me want to fight for the NHS despite all the calamity

😭 I’m glad for rain, but I also miss warm sunny spring weather.

@cassie_jones555 @luckytran Nobody is trying to find out why cops are dying of COVID. But cops are demanding to be put at further risk by telling everyone else not to wear masks, either. Whatever the reason they’re vulnerable, telling people to unmask makes it worse.

@luckytran Long bow being drawn there. By any chance is the stereotypical overweight nypd cop anything to do with it??

For 3 consecutive years, COVID-19 has been the top cause of death in the line of duty for police officers. But the NYPD wants to criminalize wearing a mask anyway.

@JackieJanes8 @ObservingAngel I always assumed that meant that the body doesn’t physically remember the pain. I don’t remember how much it hurt, but I remember *that* it hurt. If I wanted another baby, my previous childbirth is more likely to encourage (since I got through just fine) than deter me.

@AngryExile Interesting! There was actual evidence that humans spread it to other humans, but not a word was spoken of exterminating people who tested positive. I suspect the Australian publication is just poking fun at the UK and seeing who they can upset. Is that called “taking the piss”?

Reckon this would’ve pushed British compliance with anti-Covid measures beyond breaking point. I suspect a lot of pet cats would’ve been set loose first, with knock on effects from formerly well fed pets hunting with much more seriousness. news.com.au/lifestyle/home…

@otter_weekend @appuntito160 Oh no, I should not be laughing so loud about this.

What the hell??