Rebecca Jenner

A Prime Minister may fall today. Soak up the history, guys. Days like today only come around every couple of months

To my followers: do better

Liz Truss says British workers need ‘more graft’, as all too often they abandon their responsibilities and sod off to Greece.

You just know they’re filming chocolate week on Bake Off this week. Thoughts and prayers.

They’re wallowing in their own mess.

If you missed the Conservative #LeadershipDebate, it went something like this

Yankee Candle's Stages of Abstraction Level 1: The scent represents a physical object where the object's aroma is one of its distinct properties.

Millions of TV viewers hearing about misadventures in Downing Street without even watching the news...

hospital protest

I asked a group of 6 year olds if they wanted to get something off their chest. They did. A THREAD

New! Cassetteboy vs Boris Johnson 2021 #cpc21

Meghan’s pose is strong and in control. Harry’s is demure and supportive, leading me to believe that if Harry was a woman and Meghan was a man this would be a totally normal photo

As record A-level results are reported across the UK, experts warn students not to celebrate just yet as there’s still time for Gavin Williamson to get involved.

As the government confirms mask guidance is changing from ‘you must’ to ‘you are expected’, people who watched an England fan shove a flare up his arse wonder if we’re quite ready for that level of responsibility.

“What were you told?” “That I shouldn’t fly from London to Cornwall for the G7 summit, where I’ll be talking about how to promote a greener planet.” “And what did you do?” “Flew 250 miles from London to Cornwall when I could have gone on the train.”

Piers Morgan says a female tennis player shouldn't play the sport if she can't face difficult questions. Piers Morgan being asked a difficult question:

"I really rebel against this idea that politics has to be a place full of ego and where you're constantly focused on scoring hits against each one another. Yes, we need a robust democracy, but you can be strong, and you can be kind" Jacinda Ardern