Randy  Centofanti

You shall have aid.

He was what I dreamed to be, an actual idol that will live on in my heart until the day it stops beating. You rock, Steve.

Well, guys, today's the big day.

@n00neimp0rtant howdy

A guy from Apple offered me a secret Apple product for a blowjob. I would never compromise my morals for such a thing Sent from my iPhone 5

I really should use this account more often. Hahaha

Hard to believe we've gone through 7 betas without any form of function regarding Newsstand.

2011: Touchpad born/dies, Windows 8 actually looks good, Steve Jobs resigns, Yahoo! gets killed... THE END OF THE WORLD IS HERE

"no my computer wouldn't have a MAC address, it's windows"

"Want to make the best of your Adobe Photoshop trial? Don't download it at %@ at night."

Ever thought about learning to code? Read this. Then go make something cool. 495west.com/post/988524998…

hell0 w0rld