#DEBUNKING BS

@Mburu_reads @JaMtoka I've seen it several times. Prisoners in a bus heading back to jail after a hard day of labor on some government farm is a better sight.

Jana kwa mat nilipanda nikienda home everyone was looking so pissed - tired, exhausted, underpaid and underfucked, mpaka conductor akasema ati “jamani tulipe fare kwa upendo” 😭😭 I kid you not 😂😭

@Okumu_001 If you start mentioning money and placing financial obligations and expectations on me just because you gave me your contact, I'm out. Talk about birthday presents, financial favors, menstrual care packages and you're on the same block list as spammers and scammers.

Ni red flag gani ukiona kwa dem huezi endelea na talking stage?

@Bill_Valar @M_Sijui592272 What did they say about riches bringing to life behavior constrained by poverty? I dare say that applies to affairs relating to the gastrointestinal tract.

What is happening with Toto?? Is this even normal

@B3laze Was it Chris Rock who aptly stated in one of his monologues that babes hate when a man is enjoying ANY comfort? Boy was he right!

Homegirl pissed at 6 am by some imaginary fella. More news at 9

@B3laze Before then kila mtu ako na dera, playing Bi Mswafari or whatever her name is.

football twitter ndio hurudisha timelines to sanity

@KhalifKairo Most women on Instagram are not looking out for men to choose them. They already know their target clientele. Most of the women dying in BnBs share a common characteristic: meeting a stranger they met online for a transactional sexual rendezvous which didn't have a happy ending.

A billionaire once warned me about “scarcity mindset” , always operate in “abundance”. Amerix calls the same concept “One itis” and alot of men have gone to jail for it. Dem kukuwacha sio issue, they dump even presidents. Move on, rudi Instagram and look for a better one.

@KhalifKairo @beth_kasinga It's weak fathers who allow their daughters to sell their femininity to the highest bidder who are to blame, as well as the society that socialized money above character. You tried domesticating two and failed spectacularly. You probably should sit this debate out.

You know its a society full of weak-men when people celebrate & seem to justify the killing of a person especially a young defenseless woman. Its the duty of strong men to protect women and children morals not withstanding.

@kamauwaruhiu When the money lands on the table, the first casualty is ethics.

There’s this guy I hooked up with a customer for his land. He sold it for 3.2 million — 200k extra on top of what he wanted. That 200k was supposed to be my commission, Then at 2am, my phone buzzes. M-Pesa. 10k. We never spoke again .

@supuypweza @Kibet_bull The Milgram experiment validity is alive and well, 66 years later. Wow!

First day as a teaching practice teacher, hawa leo wataniambia nani aliuwa Raila.

@WelBeast @PeakSxnti Or how he started his bottling company with one bottle. No pun intended. 🤣🤣

@PeakSxnti You have now become a motivational speaker. Soon you’ll be telling us how you started a chicken farm with one feather 😂😂😂

Use social media in a positive way, it'll open doors of opportunity for you.

@WelBeast Talk about what? Arsenal is like the clueless dude escorting the girl of his dreams to her boyfriend's house every weekend yet keeps yapping about how they have plans for a future together with that girl.

Okay top 4 hopefuls, you can get off the timeline now, we want to start talking about Champions League semifinal.

@KhananiShingan1 @HermainExcel The only people who'll tell you the pure unadulterated truth about what they think about you: a child, a drunk and an angry person. That doesn't necessarily mean that what they say is the truth about you.

do you believe people mean the things they say when they are angry ?

@CFCMods @_iampanza Declan Rice is Michael Kayode with better PR.

There’s no way you’ve watched football with your own two eyes this season and you conclude that Declan Rice has had a better season than Bruno Fernandes.

@ibraheemch333 @Ryanair You take a nap on this seat and you find yourself on another flight downstairs.

@Ryanair Will it be free to travel on this seat?

@Kabugo_ The gift of being the underdog is always a welcome underestimation. After all, why would you seek validation from the most invalid people as far your life is concerned?

A rebuilding man moves like a secret… even his closest people think he’s just “trying things.”

@mbiti_mwondi @_Kaumoni Proposing more mental health awareness to communities actively sabotaged by the power structure is the same thing as providing a luxurious dinner set to people who can't afford a meal. Well-intentioned but an exercise in futility.

I am in a place called Kipsaos close to the border between Elgeyo Marakwet and Baringo on your way to Eldama Ravine and let me tell you youths are drunk AF by the roadside wamebeba Chrome mzinga wanaume kwa wanawake. The alcoholism problem is not a murima thing,it’s a national problem. Vijana wako tu,took some videos of our conversation but found it inappropriate to share. Ni mbayaa youth need Mindfiti!

@GlorySereti @Iano5_ You're a sensei in the gaslighting lexicon. "Pressure" is a euphemism for forcing him into obsequiousness and "someone easier" is your perceived competition who is not easier but reasonable and amicable.

when you put pressure on a man, he runs to someone easier. i said what i said.

@KeruboSk @Adrian_realestt .

I need a nonchalant response to “Let's break up”

@AbjaFCB @pino__q Anger.

Guys, what stage of grief is this?

@Wamuyoro @NytoP2PMwangi @MkenyaMzi Haha all out bruv! All out!

@beyondbs2 @NytoP2PMwangi @MkenyaMzi What do you mean bro. Alimwekelea mpaka kwa exhaust?

A few months ago, Njugush’s ex-wife, Cele Wakavinye, interviewed her nail tech, the famous Polycarp Kaniu! He also does massage, waxing, facials, manicures, pedicures, etc. He is the owner of Polycarp Beauty Parlour....