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@beyondreasdoubt

I'm here so I won't get fined

New York City Katılım Şubat 2013
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A Coach / Jarvis ticket would steam roll anything Democrats or Republicans could bring. It's laughable when people try to argue this with me. Spend some time offline. Good looking, physically fit white men and Jarvis are back "in."
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Burt Macklin@BurtMacklin_FBI·
America wants more beefcakes in office says Cernovich.
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@3YearLetterman I mean I’m betting a grand you could get more votes
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@jarvis_best He really should have just let her go on more yoga retreats, like you do
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Jarvis@jarvis_best·
So basically they were “poly” for the approximately 5 hours it took to have a conversation and then meet a guy at a bar and bang him and then the marriage ended. The experiment could have gone better if I’m being honest.
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Jarvis@jarvis_best·
I’ve only ever known one poly couple ever in real life. Here’s what happened. I’m not making this up. 1. Guy goes to his much hotter wife and says he wants an open marriage. She reluctantly agrees. 2. She immediately goes out and bangs some guy. 3. He gets all pissed off. 4. He invites me out for coffee and wants me to commiserate with him. Like he’s OUTRAGED. He wants me to agree with him that she was way out of line for … something, I dunno what. I’m like man i feel for you but … to be fair … 5. He divorces her.
Jesse Singal@jessesingal

Extree extree! Hot of the presses! Fifteen new stories about polyamory!

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LB@beyondreasdoubt·
I’m breaking up with winter I even bought several spring dresses so it knows we’re really over Maybe I’ll even cut my hair 😂 I can’t take this anymore
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LB@beyondreasdoubt·
@scottlincicome It's making me as grumpy as you!
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@Attica_Finch “May it please the Court”
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Attica Finch@Attica_Finch·
@beyondreasdoubt If men can (and do) wear $7k Brioni suits to court, you should absolutely be able to show up in a new Oscar De La Renta 50s style spring dress looking like Betty Draper.
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@SamSullivan Yes and then I remember that I was dancing on the bar at marquee and he wasn’t even born yet 😭
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LB@beyondreasdoubt·
only in nyc … waiting for the subway and I’m leaning against the benches next to some guy … young kid comes up to me and whispers “hey ma’am, I don’t think you want to stand there, he’s smoking crack” thank you, kid
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LB@beyondreasdoubt·
@garden_duchess He wasn’t smoking at that moment, but there was a crack pipe in his lap. He was just looking out.
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I really try not to give Tucker or his crazy guests any attention, but Kent made some pretty wild claims about the investigation into Charlie Kirk’s murder and I guarantee he just gave ammo to the defense. At a minimum, I expect a Brady-type motion demanding what investigations were shut down. (These idiots are just that, idiots. I despise them.)
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