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kermit the frogurt

@bezzerkker

93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. 8th best sharks fan on twitter.

San José Katılım Kasım 2010
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kabir 🐜@sausagehobbit·
Stupid fucking idiot you missed a word, now you look like a dumbass, no deleting this it has to stay as a constant reminder of the consequences of hating
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kabir 🐜@sausagehobbit·
I wish I had more hands so I could don't stop believing four thumbs down 👎 👎 👎 👎
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kabir 🐜@sausagehobbit·
very bad name for a protagonist, doesn't roll off the tongue at all. I am judging everything he's ever written based off this one thing
kabir 🐜 tweet media
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kabir 🐜@sausagehobbit·
Elliott Friedrice
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kabir 🐜@sausagehobbit·
you there, what's your favourite song from before 1980
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kermit the frogurt@bezzerkker·
@sausagehobbit I don't. oilers were eliminated already, so the sharks are barely affected by what happens. moving from 20th overall to 19th is barely anything
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kabir 🐜@sausagehobbit·
who cares about any of these teams left in the playoffs, nobody I think, don't reply to this unless you agree with me
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JD Young@MyFryHole·
live look at the Wild
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kabir 🐜@sausagehobbit·
@bezzerkker no you wouldn't you'd let him stunt on your ass and everyone would be pointing and laughing and then you'd wet yourself
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kabir 🐜@sausagehobbit·
If the Turkish ice cream vendor did those tricks on me I'd just sit down on the street and start crying
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kabir 🐜@sausagehobbit·
Please man life is hard enough I just want some ice cream
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kabir 🐜@sausagehobbit·
often times people say "I'm never deleting this app!!" and then post a screenshot that makes me want to immediately delete the app
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kabir 🐜@sausagehobbit·
I know it means blueberry rhubarb but I'm laughing at BLUBARB I can't stop saying it out loud to myself
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kabir 🐜@sausagehobbit·
fresh pakoras tonight wow pretty good actually very good
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