Brian L
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Brian L
@bfl2125
Guitarist/Drums/Bass, MMA, #NHLBruins #NEPats Bad language lover, Love everything guitar, No Politics Please, Opinions are mine, 🇺🇸https://t.co/xHwut8t6k7
WI. but orig Mass. 🇺🇸 Katılım Ekim 2012
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@TheCinesthetic Another dogshit franchise that should’ve been killed long ago
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𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Chiefs star WR Rashee Rice violated his probation after testing positive for marijuana, per @MattFosterTV
He's been ordered to serve 30 days in jail.

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@DiscussingFilm Ya why do another season when you can charge ticket prices to see it lol
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@HistorianUSA1 I can only imagine her husband having to listen to this lunatic 😂
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HOA meeting just dropped the single greatest rule in human history 😂
“Children are permitted… but it’s the intensity of the splashing. When splashing becomes continuous, it stops being play. It becomes activity. And activity at that level… is shared.”
Ma’am, you didn’t just attend an HOA meeting. You ascended to Peak Karen and invented Splash Marxism.
Kids out here living their best chaotic summer lives and this visor-wearing philosopher is in the back doing physics equations on cannonballs like she’s the fun police’s Chief Justice.
Next month: “The velocity of cannonball entries violates Section 4.2.7 of the covenants. Fines will be assessed per giggle decibel.”
These people would fine the ocean for waves.
ABOLISH HOAs. Your kids deserve to splash like absolute degenerates without filing a 47-page Environmental Impact Report.
Fight me, Karen. I’m bringing the Super Soaker. 🏊♂️💦😂
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Alec Baldwin hits back at Elon Musk for criticizing Lupita Nyong’o’s looks amid ‘The Odyssey’ casting trib.al/b281r0Q

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@CultureCrave I feel triggered because Spotify changed their logo has everyone turned into a whiny fucking tween or what 😂
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Summayah couldn’t believe a taco shop refused to serve her after she said she was famous.
“Y’all closed? I got some money for you, I’m famous, you can’t do me like that, just make me a taco, and I’ll give you a $100, you don’t want a hundred dollars? That’s crazy, you gonna do that infront of 20,000 people?”
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