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@susanbr42259458 @BarackObama Deal! At least he won't constantly shame the whole country and make the rest of the nations hate us... :)

@susanbr42259458 @BarackObama I know :( Well can we have him after his term as US President is up? He unfortunately can't be POTUS forever.

Dear @BarackObama, Do you think America would swap for @TonyAbbotMHR ? Sincerely, Australia #G20Brisbane #G20 #G20Summit

@AndyBVB Thank you for giving me the courage to be myself <3

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Casually contemplating....

Not that anyone gives a fuck...

Here's to new beginnings :)

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