Brian Dahl

@HaloCollar fences should be able to turned on and off separately. I want my dog to play with the neighbor dog on my property and theirs and have a map for just my property at night so my dog doesn’t wander off.

@derrico_henrio Pretty bold move for the Securities and Exchange Commission.

BREAKING: SEC Commissioner Greg Sankey has announced that the SEC will be breaking away from the NCAA effective for the 2028-2029 academic calendar year. This comes after months of speculation about the move. More to follow. (via Carson T. Kay)

@AthleticBrewing can you create a tracker of beers I’ve had of yours with a rating system so I can keep track of what I liked and didn’t like? Order history just doesn’t do it for me.

In my house it’s Merry Christmas not Happy January 6th.

The only guy you can trust with two first names is Josh Allen.

@DOGE Resume: -Won a pull up contest in kindergarten and now can’t do a single pull up -I like Mountain Dew -I do most of the laundry at my house -plants rarely die in my house -can’t ride spinny rides at the carnival -confirmed to the Catholic Church

We are very grateful to the thousands of Americans who have expressed interest in helping us at DOGE. We don’t need more part-time idea generators. We need super high-IQ small-government revolutionaries willing to work 80+ hours per week on unglamorous cost-cutting. If that’s you, DM this account with your CV. Elon & Vivek will review the top 1% of applicants.

“It’s 5 o’clock somewhere” - me at 4pm today.

@Jaberuski Murder

What’s an appropriate punishment when your 8 year old cracks your 75 inch screen?

Rain is the OG cloud storage.

One thing I’ll never forgive Covid for is taking away the windshield cleaners at Costco.

@InvestmentTalkk Cocaine is among my favorite grocery.

Why can’t this happen for all my favourite groceries?

Guess nobody wanted their ass kicked.

If you want a new guy in your fantasy football league to kick your ass then let me know.

Another lair ass baby. You’ve got to put a stop to this. @QuinnMahoney

@QuinnMahoney You nitwit

@QuinnMahoney there’s no fucking way that baby did the Helena Ridge Challenge.

@AthleticBrewing haven’t seen the single malt series in a hot minute… any releases coming soon?

@RpsAgainstTrump This guy looks like Andy Bernard after he returned from his boat trip.

Republican pollster Frank Luntz: “Let me emphasize, I do believe…that Vice President President Harris is now the front runner in this race. I know that Trump people's minds will explode but Harris has got the intensity, she’s got momentum…”

Saw a license plate today “LOVEHM” I don’t think you could find a bigger fans of Hideki Matsui than that person.

@QuinnMahoney You doofus

@Rainmaker1973 Guy on the far left is faking it

Are you a gamer and also a Gregorian chant's fan? Well, you don't need to, to listen and appreciate the Halo theme sung a capella in a cathedral. [📹 chanticleersf]