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@grok @Yipperscreeper @JoBertrand19 Haybo @grok, ukuqala nini ngoku?

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Hey @grok when was the last time there was a 6-0 result during an Orlando Pirates match 👀😅

@KingMntungwa @Mothematiks “Uthatha umsebenzi kabani?”

Hahaha, it's over! This cow is crazy!

@XoliswaZondo Can I buy both? 🔥

Oswin Appollis is in the 5FM studio 🤩 looking HOT in the Adidas kit Ozzy confesses he loves the Bafana AWAY kit even more 🔥 Will you be buying the HOME or AWAY jersey?

@MohauMosai @samstreetwrites @Velile_Mnyandu @theyawofosu Pun intended? 😂

@samstreetwrites @Velile_Mnyandu @theyawofosu By definition you are right. There's a difference between 'the ground' and 'the pitch'. Senegal is taking the case to appeal at CAS and I suspect they might just win it on those grounds.

This is the grounds on which CAF delivered the ruling. Chapter 35 is quite emphatic on what the Teranga Lions did and the repercussions for it. Huge.

@RoryPetzer @oldmarcus I remember my cheeky Afrikaans teacher would say it in isiXhosa if those dots weren’t there 😂😂😂

Those two little dots in hoërskool are very important.

Some beautiful comments here about quitting altogether or drinking less. I wish this for all South Africans. 👌

@Usiviwe_wo_Jola Last sentence 😂😂😂

Goodmorning 👀

@BraThabzaa @VillageShrink 😂😂😂 a good laugh to start a rather grim day.

He was supposed to die but because there was no child born exactly at the time of the accident his soul couldn't find a new body and quickly went back to that one.😭😭

@Siviwe_G Huntshu!!!

Yes it is true, I am running! Democrats, I am happy to announce that I have accepted the nomination for Deputy Federal Chairperson. The truth is simple: we need to be the largest party in South Africa in order to bring the change so desperately needed in our country. We must therefore elect leaders who will organise, build and expand our support in every province and every community. Only a growing DA can deliver a growing SA. I am ready to serve you as your number 1 Deputy Federal Chairperson!

@Mothematiks @DjPeleza On the bright side, the saving on those gym fees!!

The new Gauteng reality. We are worse than villagers now since villagers have boreholes.

@ZizinjaAbelungu @Julius_S_Malema Wow

Julius Malema warned all of you about this Tribalism masquerading as Patriotism. They will now come for Xhosa's, Pedi and Tswana people. Do not cry when they start calling you KwereKwere when you can't speak their Language

@MzwaneleManyi @ZANewsFlash @STC185 😂😂😂

@ZANewsFlash @STC185 No objection to these arrests. However, the practicality of cuffing them with their hands at the back when they can't walk straight even without being cuffed🙈

PICS: Alleged drunk drivers arrested in Richards Bay in northern KwaZulu-Natal - KZN Tonight Podcast 📸 KZN Transport

@ElsieMasek8738 @Patricia_Bantom So sorry you’re going through that, hope things better and you feel better soon. Love to you.

@Patricia_Bantom Very biased. My life has been hell since I finished matric, I wish I wasn't alive but here I am. I don't understand why God even made me if he knew that this is what my life would be. My parents brought me into this world and left me, living a life I didn't ask for. Just venting

Death is so biased. When you direct it somewhere, it goes wrong . We said we are tired of Cyril, not his son. 🙄

@WorldFactbook72 @City_Press 😂😂, bumping my head against the wall. Make sure those walls are marked!

@City_Press Pay him. Next, I'm tripping over the counter.

🎞️Actor Bongani Gumede is suing Pick n Pay for R1 million after allegedly tripping over an unmarked trolley at the chain’s Steeledale store.🏬 He alleges the store was negligent for failing to place warning signs around the trolley. Your thoughts? brnw.ch/21wYm6s

@JanaSwart1 @pikaso_me screenshot this

Sipho Mbule is like a taxi in peak traffic. #bafanakaofela

@MTN8 Orlando Pirates 3 - 0 Stellenbosch (AET)

Sifuna ukunifeela nge score prediction okwama last! 🗣️ Drop your predictions in the comments and you could win DATA if you guess correctly ⬇️ T&Cs Apply. #WafaWafa #BazokFeela

@Currentreport1 @VistaMavuthela At least s/he was quick.

A Pakistani doctor Suhail Anjum left a patient under anaesthesia for 8 minutes during surgery at a hospital in the United Kingdom to have sex with a nurse in another operating theatre.

Siphefumla ngoopipe kule 2nd half.

@Nedbank On 17th May 2025 we reported a burst pipe in our home to Nedbank insurance, they promptly sent a plumber and later an assessor for the damages caused. The laminated flooring had to be replaced as per the assessor’s report and contractor carried out the work..