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@Bad_Tweet_Man @BENZOTOOIE I would care if it wasn’t abysmally terrible. When Indy made the comment about “blue eyes” to the nazis within the first 15 mins I was literally ready to walk out. The pulp insanity at the very end is literally the one and only redeeming quality

@BENZOTOOIE The problem with nostalgia baiting late gen x and millennials is we just dont fucking care anymore

Does anyone remember that they made a new Indiana Jones movie just 3 years back? Shia Lebouf died in Vietnam and they tried to make Phoebe Waller-Bridge the new Indy. It bombed horribly.

@BigBoris_2 I always liked the detail of how the emeralds appear next to the master emerald with each one you get

“Sorry, but I will be taking those Chaos Emeralds, Sonic. They were promised to me 3,000 years ago.”

Perfect video genre for locking in during office work

@Tharrison1840 I certainly am now!

You haven’t been paying attention

@gran1te_mtn Cloverfield vs the beast from 20,000 fathoms

I wrote a short article about the types of great movies we could make with a few Elonbux. What sort of movies would you make if Elon handed you a billion dollars?

@captive_dreamer Lmao

Wonder what they'll talk about

@BigBoris_2 It’s so hard lol

Finally bought this cause I saw it listed for super cheap. I was having fun until this stupid final boss. Screw it. I’m done. I’ve been trying to beat this asshole for hours. Fuck the end of the game, Eggman wins. Can’t remember the last time I crashed out this hard over a game.

@RichardBSpencer Fleming bond is so good

You only live twice: Once when you are born And once when you look death in the face.

When u get socks for Christmas

@pandarespecter Lmfao

@YHIFAE Do you have mini beers to go with it

@MrBurnsLovesYou Fuck. My ass didn’t need to see this at lunchtime

Imagine eating this good

RT @_PhDGang_:

@AP4Liberty A lot of these “libertarians” must have been in diapers during the “AP4LP dot com” days

Oh.

The official WBS soundtrack for ancient heads

Normies with sports teams in their bios are bad people

@EddyG_95 A 2” thick NY strip and 5 lunch beers

How many grams of protein do I need to restore the light that was once in my eyes

@MrBurnsLovesYou They should invent a sizzli that doesn’t give me immediate indigestion

Just saw an ad for Wawa selling White people tacos

RT @lapinerespecter:

@BigBoris_2 GameCube graphics honestly went crazy for 2003

Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles after I dunk them in oil to make them shiny for no reason: