Elizabeth Warner

What are the @warriors doing to you on the sideline @brandinpodziem2? It’s monstrous, and therefore the perfect inspo for my Halloween costume. Tried to get the hair just right. Go Dubs and go Podz!

@ben_perreira 1. Walk her through all the research & positioning & ideation & iteration & thousands of things you had to do to get one single ad out there. The bore-her-to-death approach. 2. Cast her in one. 3. Are you related to her? What I tell my kids is that ads pay the bills.

The kindergartener: l hate commercials Me: why? Her (plainly): they’re just the worth thing ever Sooooo what do I tell her I do all day?

Oakland needs this more than anyone. @MayorShengThao how did you let this happen? You need to work with @GavinNewsom to figure something else out. We’re in a state of emergency. sfchronicle.com/crime/article/…

@StephWantsPizza I just slept by the crib with my arm in her bed holding the pacifier in. Does that count? You’ll be on the other side soon. ❤️

For the love of god where is the innovation 🆘

@JerrySeinfeld Elon is serving Kenny Rogers Roasters vibes, and I really love seeing that episode come to life at my old workplace.

“In rare situations, rare players do rare things.” - Draymond on Steph Love hearing these players in awe of their teammate. Let’s go @warriors, see you Tuesday!

@carmenkiew Congrats Carmy!!!

LIFE UPDATE: I am no longer sitting around with my thumb in my butt! Starting at Codeword as their new Strategy Director and could not be more thrilled! Onwards and upwards!

More Steph ➡️ Klay alley-oops, please!

@carmenkiew lolololol

Note to the people who design baseball gear for women: 1) Please stop using loopy cursive font 2) No more pink 3) Everything doesn't have to be a v-neck 4) You don't need to put phrases like "Swing batter batter" on shirts

@megbeaudet Meg, she is absolutely precious. So much love to you two girls. Drink it all in. ❤️

Why isn’t RRR nominated for literally everything?

For any strategist out there, watch #WomenTalking. It’s a master class in insight, framing and persuasion. One situation. Many positions. Even more implications. Beyond well done. @realsarahpolley @Women_Talking

Best parenting line from a movie ever: “She went straight to sleep. I didn’t even have to hold her foot.” #tar

@kiiixfish Cc @TomChirico

@zoescaman Love her commitment to fashion, already rocking high-waisted infant pants.

@StephWantsPizza Yyayayyayayyyy!!! Congrats Steph! Go crush it, friend.

Tomorrow marks a Pinteresting new chapter of my career 😉🤗🥳

I really hate to call people out, but powerpoint you need to be better.

Really appreciate the “charcuterie board” my friend’s 8 yr old put together.

@ben_perreira And did you get infected? If so, with what??

“I’ll be back in the ER in a couple days and I can get you some antibiotics” - my nurse friend trying to convince me to surf in polluted water (I did 🤢)

Okay, so our dog was just sprayed by a skunk. Internet says hydrogen, peroxide, baking soda and dishwashing liquid. Any other advice?