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@cyprian_kelvin @asemota you ought to be arrested for lack of comprehension
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This handle is doing more work than NAFDAC in Nigeria.
gst@wearegst
According to independent laboratory tests, Nigeria’s Fanta contains EU banned synthetic dyes (Carmoisine E122 or Allura Red E129). They were found in Fanta Strawberry, Fanta Orange variants, and other local soft drinks.
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hows that a red card.. omo! be like i go stop dy watch this sport
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i know its bad to be happy at a divorce but this one is long overdue
Hoops Crave@HoopsCrave
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are reportedly getting a divorce.
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I dunno, I used to think this untill I started wearing the one that has pocket
OLAMI 💸@NegusBrodrick
Bro to Bro; This is the best boxers 💯
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@EOEboh take call of duty warzone for instance, you get more fov and customisation on the laptop than a console
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I'm not much of a gamer but why do people buy gaming laptops and not just get a console instead? 🤔
Dr. Afo@Dr_Afo
Adulthood ya weyrey gan. All my life, I've dreamed of getting a gaming laptop. Over a year ago I got one. Zephyrus M16. An absolute beast with core 19, rtx 3070 and 32gb of ram. It runs God of war and any new game flawlessly with decent framerate. I never play any game on the system for the past 4 months. Not once in this year and I use the system regularly. Adulthood mad gan.
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I hate it when Nigerian companies make you turn on camera and they won’t turn theirs on too.
Absolutely stupid behaviour.
Jolly Akeju || UI/UX designer@JollyAkeju01
Over with my Design interview Waiting for the best response by God's grace
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I can sell all my followers and use them as a sacrifice because of this.
Inumidun🤩🤩🤩🤩@uzamatt
ARSENAL WILL NOT WIN THE EPL!!!
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you get with woman like this, youre most likely ruined. she’s a serial manipulator
Dubs⛧@onlydubsX
Jada Pinkett Smith says no matter how hard Will Smith tried to make her happy it didn’t work, adding she later realized it wasn’t his responsibility, which led her to seek happiness in other people while still married, claiming it helped her heal 😳🤔
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I put together 1000 Reasons Why You should not Vote for Tinubu in the next election.
1000-reasons.vercel.app
Good morning Nigerians.
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@Xtopher_Uzo @yabaleftonline i block the idiot before e can think of it
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@yabaleftonline If Reno never block you for twitter. You be mumu
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Stop condemning Nigeria. Fuel price hikes are global due to the Iran war. Appreciate Nigeria and Dangote — Reno Omokri says after buying 45 liters of fuel (12 US gallons) for ₦115K in California.
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@wealth_prettyy @tosinolaseinde where all of una dy see people with mental illness rent from?
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My landlord just made a new rule: you must buy all your food and provisions from his wife.
Meanwhile, her prices are higher than outside.
Sachet water is ₦600 elsewhere, she’s selling it for ₦700.
If you come home with groceries, they’ll even check your bag like you’re smuggling contraband.
Worst part? I just renewed my rent on December 1, 2025. 💔
This country will test you😭
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@oluwalosheyii @BukkyOA where dem wan make the person see money for tfare?
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@fan_fintwit @asemota meanwhile Erica was doing interviews and shows while her husband laid in the morgue
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