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the problem with me is i’m so insincere! And jaded! LOL!!!

Commuting with my friend who has synesthesia ♥️

most children are beneath me

[charli xcx if she tried to make wuthering heights period-specific] i think im gonna die in this blouse

On train. Man’s crotch at my eyeline. Look away to my side. Woman struggling to download the McDonald’s app bc of lack of service. Look to my other. Woman reading How to Win Friends and Influence People. Crotch 5 inches from face. back to other side. She’s ordering an McChicken.

The most interesting thing about the amazing outfit I am wearing that looks so good on me is that is is completely imaginary and only the wise can see it

I wanna do a movie with a twist like “Remember Me”, but instead of ending with 9/11, I live a whole hard life full of struggle and then a woman named Jen Shah defrauds me of everything I’ve ever had and she gets a BBL out of it

my therapist said this to me: "they are not your friend if they lock the front door when they see you through the window" and it's honestly changed my outlook on a lot of things

I love ready to go out in New York City :)

I like that rats like kinda have big butts.

why is the DJ wearing hey dudes

@worldfriendblog Let’s go!

Alexa, short the stock market and buy 7 bitcoin for me please... i mean...stupid bitch!

Started performing drag as my famous persona Anita Job

Honey… i Broke the kids 😬

Based on my toothpaste foam situation, I have no other conclusion to draw other than I’ve been shot in the head at some point

Gene Kelly was kind of like my SpongeBob growing up

I would love to sue the food I just ate for making me full. I’m asking for the death penalty.

oh no! why?

I’ve started saying “like the Grinch” whenever I get something I shouldn’t have. “Oop snatched some of your fries like the grinch” “took your virginity LTG”