abby ⎕

matty healy? more like matty heal me.

@mattyscruff “is he 50 years old” almost

okay outfit

people just discovering that its not living is ab drugs is so crazy to me

mind you im asexual i just wanted a reason to bring them up

one time i was talking to a girl and she was telling me ab a sexual fantasy she had and i told her “like the 1975 once said, i’ll do anything you wanna”

@rossmacronald im sayingggg

first you all believe a random account is matty and now you’re reaching like crazy over this damn song omg are you not tired please get a job

but if thats all you ever do then ur also not a fan like you claim to be! i see too many 75 “fans” doing this lately

If u dont drag ur favs once in a while ur not actually a fan tbh

it's not my fault. that I fucked everybody here

@yourewelllcool jokes on him i dont have a bfiafl vinyl

they asked us to send in photos of ourselves for the glasto project but it was actually just a scheme to get our faces to create a database of our info that matty will now use to come to each of our houses and scratch out the grooves that play human too in our bfiafl vinyl

@mattyscruff what happened this time🫩

it really is just not that serious

im literally going to buy a gun what do you mean its not there matty healy i hate you

am i stupid or is noacf not on spotify anymore bc i legit cant findit on their page

6 years ago today, Charli xcx released ‘Forever.’

idk who needs to hear this but ur favourite celebrity is not gonna end up dating u and hating on their partners or exes js for being with them is the worst form of parasocialism

happy birthday matty!!!! ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ 🎂 ༘⋆

dr balls and gabbriette 💞

i see her everywhere

coke find me you little cunt i’ll sort you out

this is so cute

@molly_wayout happy birthday!!!

BALLOOOOOONSSSSSS I AM 20