Some Jerk In Winnipeg 🇨🇦

Reading over a bucket list I wrote in high school. 10 gallon is still my favourite.

"What's your Mount Rushmore of...?" Is the dumbest thing ever. It's just a top 4 and the only reason they dont call it that is because top 4 is stupid. A true "Mount rushmore" would follow the symbolism of the initial. Each head represents a particular phase. Die --> Hill

@cfl fair warning, after this season I'll give you a chance, but I'm not financially supporting you. This is the last year I pay for TSN, attend a game, or buy merchandise until I'm certain I'm wrong about the direction you're taking.

@EdTaitWFC @Wpg_BlueBombers Key'Shawn has the some potential. Peeples and Bogle stand out, especially as a duo. Burnell is a little weak especially against this competition. And Battle is a classic. I dont actually know these players, so I like to assess them as if I were a headline editor. #ForTheW

The @Wpg_BlueBombers add five players: American wide receiver Key’Shawn Smith, American defensive ends Warren Peeples and Khris Bogle, and American defensive backs Warren Burrell and Shyheim Battle.

@CFL_Reddit Make Gambling Shady Again! We need bookies that break legs and not websites that offer promos.

I have had to stop talking sports with a lot of my friends in real life because the conversation always becomes about their bets/gambling surrounding the game. It’s genuinely exhausting.

@greatoutdoorsCF, Winnipeg has a couple slots. Would love to see @DanSoder fill one. Dan, in addition to any contract considerations, I will offer you my photo of me and 3 other kids with Brutus the Barber Beefcake. Its not creepy to have a pic of 4 rando kids. Youre good.

Talk to me Jets fans… What do you want to see the team do as we inch towards the deadline?

@Schnitzy48 Every good team deals with this. Brady is one of the guys that is more than just a player. He's a hometown kid, genuinely a good person, and the best RB in the league. This will create holes in other areas but that's a consequence of keeping a star player.

Brady deserves the money & #Bombers needed to pay him so he wouldn't go to FA. They simply could not lose Brady. He almost had the most combined yards in 2025 despite being underutilized and missing games. He's an MOP, Winnipegger, Canadian, and in the prime of his career.

@DTonOB maybe you have talked about it and Ive missed it, its related to the CFL changes. They claim to have data that supports more TDs. I have a hard time beleiving that data accounts for how risk averse coaches are. What's the most recent data you have on EV of 2pt vs 1pt?

Besides the cum gargling, the most annoying part of this is the word "moderization". They are only modernizing in the sense that they are getting rid of traditional. The rest of it is a false hope or known lie that it will make the game better. #CFL

Really impressed Luke can talk so well with the commissioners dick in his mouth.

@michaelharriot BLM was a "woke" issue. Woke was AAVE (African American vernacular english) for being aware of social injustice. Now it's WPCV (white person co-opted vernacular) for "things I disagree with"

Can you name some examples of a specific issue or topic that you consider “woke?” I’m trying to see something

@JesseBeach92780 @SportsTalkWPG I decided to learn a little and I dont even think its this. It's likely more a legal aspect. Legally, I beleive the ownership "owns" the records. Winnipeg can't just claim the old ones, the the NHL is powerless. Seems like it could be fixed with some NHL by-law tweaking.

@bigA204 @SportsTalkWPG I think what he means was that if you start splitting franchises into locations, there are rippling effects. You have to deal with players that existed across Winnipeg and Arizona, Atlanta and Winnipeg. DO players with "franchise" records suddenly lose their titles, etc.

Gary Bettman on the potential of merging the Jets 1.0 and Jets 2.0 records: "Mr. Chipman has raised that issue with us repeatedly. It's not as simple as just doing it." "It is something we're looking into." #NHLJets

The amount of people saying @classified in this thread makes me so happy. reddit.com/r/AskACanadian…

@SportsTalkWPG Then it makes even less sense on not doing it.

@bigA204 Utah already started fresh.

Old man yelling at clouds moment... When did words start hurting more than sticks and stones?

My kid has been using my Spotify account. Kid Laroi bumped @Classified for top spot. Bullshit, now I can't brag about being in a decimal percentage of Class fans. "Having Kids is Easy" really nailed it.

I think I've solved two major urban issues; homelessness and traffic. Traffic lights are not intuitive the same way humans are and can't make the same real-time adjustments. Homeless are already standing at those intersections. Let's give them a whistle and a salary.

@VINTAGESASKO That east media when they receive something West of Kenora.

@TSN_Sports Which was bigger? Winning the lottery or when you bought the ticket for a chance to win?

WHATS THE BIGGER #JAYS MOMENT? 1. Joe Carter's 1993 World Series home run 2. George Springer's ALCS winning-homer?