dr. big al

Nebraska football continues to take years off my life

Imagine living here and thinking rural conservatives are the ones who don't care about the environment.

Wait, is Blue's Clues why we are all obsessed with true crime as adults???

can y’all please stop buying jeans to roll them up 3 times and cuff them? us tall women are tired of everything with a 36 inch inseam being sold out

If you’re willing to go through another economy crushing lock down for “health and safety” but won’t consider a healthy diet and exercise, you’re not serious about your health.

So you want me to get vaccinated but you don't want to buy my beef because I vaccinated them. The hypocrisy is mind boggling. 🤔

why is it so expensive to get drunk at an airport

The “let’s make guns illegal” crowd still hasn’t quite figured out that we’ve already made shooting-up-grocery-stores-filled-with-innocent people illegal. Criminals don’t care about your laws, folks! Otherwise, they’d be law-abiding citizens.

St. Patrick’s Day > Valentine’s Day

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

@katiepersch @whit_shay82 Well yeah bc you care. 2020 taught me to be careful🙂

It’s always the people close to you that really let you down.

10 DAYS UNTIL KICKOFF

You’re excited for fall so you can wear sweaters. I am excited for my electric bill to go down $50.. We are not the same😂

@Cromie15 Why not just full send it?

Already in the mood to get three-quarters pissed up on Friday. So if suits anyone’s fancy, just lemme know.

If the 19th hole on a public golf course isn’t a beer chugging challenge then what are we even doing here

when someone i’m eating with gets a pickle on the side

Being an adult is trash. You go to Bed Bath And Beyond buy a bathroom mat, shower curtain, pillow and boom it’s 200 bucks

WHEN DID HAND SANITIZER START SMELLING LIKE TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!