Kevin

@russellcrowe Why did you cancel the NJPAC show in August?!

stasera Indoor Garden Party dal vivo al Colosseo. Possono venire tutti, c'è un maxischermo fuori dal locale. Vieni stasera al Colosseo, Massimo vive!!!

@lfitzmaurice Yikes.

(“Losing My Religion” voice) That’s me with computer/ That’s me with my lap-top/ Us-ing the computer

@lfitzmaurice What a completely predictable hater you are.

Braver than the troops: I think Jeremy Allen White is terrible in The Iron Claw

@lfitzmaurice Yikes.

My only real prediction for this year: Timothée Chalamet backlash. It’s coming, whether you “Wonka” it to or not

@Commanders Uhhhhhh @AreYouGarbage care to comment? @HFoleyComedy @KevinRyanComedy

He's kind of a pig deal... WELCOME OUR NEW MASCOT, 𝙈𝘼𝙅𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙐𝘿𝘿𝙔! 🐷

It's Friday and it's a great day to drink some beer.

Congrats Aaron

@lfitzmaurice he risked his life for you Neo.

Thinking about Kujaku again

@lfitzmaurice It’s a shame what you’re gonna find at the bottom of that gallon…

I’d like to thank the 13-inning Yankees game I attended last night for requiring me to consume a gallon of coffee today

@lfitzmaurice yikes.

They say than Anne “hath” “a” “way” when it comes to acting

@lfitzmaurice *BUTT ok

@lfitzmaurice Pretty sure I said Butt Midler and you just repeated it, then I workshopped it to Shidler but ok.

Counterpoint: Butt Midler

@lfitzmaurice Shocked no CTC were involved

No one: Jared Leto: I cut my dick off for my latest role

@lfitzmaurice Laughed, but this one was a stretch

I did theater with her too. Unfortunately she never talked to me again, after the entire cast of Pippin shamed me for smuggling Cinnamon Toast Crunch into the dining hall

@mattlubrano @BWWings Shoulda signed with @wingstop

@bigDieselSauce Care to comment on @BWWings?

Looks more like 75 cents these days.

Beer is measured by taste, not carbs.