goofy ahh mofo

read it and weep

@DarrigoMelanie big strat here from the individuals at the DHS. blame people for a problem they didn’t cause to make them the enemy. meanwhile the rich get richer and hike rent.

The Gestapo also encouraged people to report their neighbors to be arrested and put in detention camps. Nazi slogans. Nazi fonts. Nazi imagery. Nazi tactics. You can’t complain about people calling you Nazis while copying Nazis.

@MaryAnnSkater @DarrigoMelanie elon can you take this off my feed pls

@DarrigoMelanie There’s a very big difference: The German Jews were hard working productive LEGAL RESIDENTS OF GERMANY, not illegal criminals and leeches on society.

@GiFShitpost me

i’m tired.

@EdKrassen yeah lets just demolish the eardrums of peaceful protesters. this certainly won't irritate anyone. not at all. maybe this is why people hate ICE. huh. makes you think

BREAKING: ICE now appears to be using the LRAD (long range acoustic device) weapon at close range against peaceful protesters in Minneapolis. People exposed, especially at close range often suffer from: •permanent hearing loss •tinnitus (constant ringing) •ruptured eardrums •vertigo & balance problems •migraines & nausea •panic responses

i have a feeling like i’m going to end up on a government watchlist for being goofy

@ICEgov @WhiteHouse @BBCWorld this is giving 1984 and rewriting headlines gang

Your "Minneapolis man" is a criminal illegal alien from Venezuela. Fixed your headline for you as well, @BBCWorld.

@NoLieWithBTC this woulda been a tumblr shitpost like 6 years ago i swear to god

More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland. They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”

@WhiteHouse ah nah he got my visa credit card

AMERICA FIRST: The Trump administration will PAUSE immigrant visa processing from 75 countries until the U.S. can ensure that incoming immigrants will not become a public charge or extract wealth from American taxpayers. 🇺🇸

the fact that "whole milk is back" kills me more than it should lol. was it gone? where did he go? is the milk back with my dad? (im lactose intolerant btw)

politics are a joke lmaoooooooo