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the lies that they told the letter that she wrote

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crispmen@bigcrispman·
in case people are unaware, I am only saying dumb schtuff because I do not believe any of you are real. twitter is but an illusion for advertising agency deep learning, and I will only join as an enigma to the algorithm
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crispmen@bigcrispman·
started my MBA program
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crispmen@bigcrispman·
@paladinposts first paladin i've met with higher than 10 Intelligene
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crispmen@bigcrispman·
you either have a kid when you're 18 or live long enough to become sterile
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crispmen@bigcrispman·
just got an invitation to become a frat boy
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crispmen@bigcrispman·
i just opened a toilet lid to find an unflushed shit...
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crispmen@bigcrispman·
the most neurotypical vs the most neurodivergent in a debate regarding the weather cycles. neurotyp has the floor
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crispmen@bigcrispman·
how do i pump my own gas, i'm from new jersey
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crispmen@bigcrispman·
hate how i was looked at for getting matcha, I'M JUST TRYING IT! because of... a lass
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crispmen@bigcrispman·
ofc she borrowed my bong the night BEFORE the results for her strep test 😭
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crispmen@bigcrispman·
he's going south while i'm on the east side of sorrow
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seth@gatorsafterdark·
Keep in mind there are literally people from Connecticut
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crispmen@bigcrispman·
one day i'll find myself as a new jerseyan living outside the immortality confines of my state
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crispmen@bigcrispman·
my wallet condom has apparently expired
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crispmen@bigcrispman·
went to the park in the rain, built a survival shelter from sticks, and smoking a bowl. screw stupid society
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crispmen@bigcrispman·
she had me at "I don't eat olives"
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crispmen@bigcrispman·
signing a cast is so stupid, it's unhygienic and frankly barbaric. BEST thing you do with something that's broken is to handle it MORE, how logical.
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crispmen@bigcrispman·
if she really was flirting with me i hope she understands how autistic i most definitely am
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