crispmen

in case people are unaware, I am only saying dumb schtuff because I do not believe any of you are real. twitter is but an illusion for advertising agency deep learning, and I will only join as an enigma to the algorithm

started my MBA program

@paladinposts first paladin i've met with higher than 10 Intelligene

this paladin is also a scholar

you either have a kid when you're 18 or live long enough to become sterile

just got an invitation to become a frat boy

@psyuttik bro needs to be put on PEAK!

@bigcrispman Whos she

starts with A and we all love it

i just opened a toilet lid to find an unflushed shit...

the most neurotypical vs the most neurodivergent in a debate regarding the weather cycles. neurotyp has the floor

how do i pump my own gas, i'm from new jersey

hate how i was looked at for getting matcha, I'M JUST TRYING IT! because of... a lass

ofc she borrowed my bong the night BEFORE the results for her strep test 😭

he's going south while i'm on the east side of sorrow

@gatorsafterdark you just ruined my day by mentioning that horrible place

Keep in mind there are literally people from Connecticut

one day i'll find myself as a new jerseyan living outside the immortality confines of my state

my wallet condom has apparently expired

@depressicas stoppp I just finished smoking 😂

went to the park in the rain, built a survival shelter from sticks, and smoking a bowl. screw stupid society

she had me at "I don't eat olives"

signing a cast is so stupid, it's unhygienic and frankly barbaric. BEST thing you do with something that's broken is to handle it MORE, how logical.

if she really was flirting with me i hope she understands how autistic i most definitely am