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A man was sentenced to 7 years in prison for stealing millions of money🥹💔 Two years into his sentence, he received a letter from his father: “My dear son, you’ve left me in old age and sickness. The planting season has arrived, and I have no one to help me plow the field and plant maize. I wish you were here to help me. God willing, we shall meet again.” The son replied: “Dear father, please don’t dig in the field for now. That’s where I buried all the money I stole. Wait until I’m released.” As all prisoner letters are read by the prison guards, the next morning, over 100 prison officers showed up at the father’s farm and dug every inch of it — but they found nothing. The son later wrote back: “Dear Dad, I hope you enjoyed the help I sent you. You can now go ahead and plant your maize.”

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol

It's now obvious who funded that trip. Because, how can a group of extremely stupid people pack themselves together to visit another country, and the only thing they've been doing is justify the hardship in their country.

what does it mean when your lips are funking dry? whitish plus mad migraine and constant dizziness??? this one don pass Malaria and typhoid 😭😭

I can't wait to get better mehn, all my body hurts

Happy 1st wedding anniversary to me and wife, Top human. love her forever ❤️

some people dey see this post dey say na lie, burst am first or make something burst am.. 😭😭😭😭😭

6 drips bro between yesterday and today, and I still feel like shit, my eyes are hurting AF, stupid migraine, still running temperature. who I offend?? 😭

I don't feel good at all mahn, God

It was only ever Arsenal. A boyhood Gooner, our new number 10 – welcome home, Ebere ❤️

My 1st wedding anniversary tomorrow and a dey hospital bed, MMS 🥺😪

🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Eberechi Eze to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties. Crystal Palace to receive package in excess of £60m as Eze preferred #AFC over Spurs. Arsenal win race over Tottenham, been in advanced talks for days but never sealed.

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🚨🔴⚪️ Crystal Palace accept tonight £60m package from Arsenal for Eberechi Eze, agreement club to club done. Arsenal finalising contract terms with Eze with player keen on joining #AFC project. ⏳🧨

@Steadi_lady @TheAblebaee 🫡❤️

@TheAblebaee @bigdaddylade

Please who knows if dhl ships perfumes?? Please don’t ignore me oooo

Two icons, one formidable partnership. Drink it in. 🥤 Welcome to The Arsenal family, Coca-Cola 🤝

DHL-NG is such a shameful organization.

I’m passing the phone to someone hoping for a breakthrough, God will come through for you sooner than your expectations 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

Everything lowo Olorun lo wa.