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@Fyveonit Badass

Sure you touch grass, but I am the grass motherfucker

Just met a cute girl at the wedding i'm at. like actually cute. genuinely attractive human being. we're talking. vibes are good. she's laughing at my jokes. i'm being charming. then crypto gets brought up, she says it "i use Atom" my ears PERKED up i played it cool. i said "oh nice, what protocols are you on" she said "i have some Atom on Coinbase" and that's where a normal person would have said "wow that's really cool" and gotten her number but i am not a normal person my brain immediately went into autopilot and i said "on Coinbase? do you at least self-custody?" she looked confused i kept going "do you have a wallet? do you stake? what's your DeFi allocation. are you actually onchain or are you just sitting on a CEX watching candles" she said "i bought Atom and i check the price sometimes" and i said "so you don't actually use Atom " the vibe was GONE her friend pulled her away. she didn't look back. i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn't even sipping doing MENTAL MATH on whether someone who's never left a CEX can even call themselves a Atom user my friend walked over and said "bro she was into you what happened" i said "she holds Atom on a CEX" he said "so?" SO??? i would rather DIE alone than let a CEX-only price-checker who's never opened Keplr think we're in the same ecosystem she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING onchain history because there IS no onchain history and i simply cannot overlook that could've had her number but she knows i'm running DeFi positions across Amberfi and Astroport at 3am while she's asleep and honestly that's worth more Atom

Martians, the proposal to wind down Mars Protocol has now moved to the on-chain governance stage. Following the publication and forum discussion of [MRC-165] Proposal to Wind Down Mars Protocol, the formal proposal has been submitted to DAO DAO. If approved, execution will begin on February 24, initiating the structured wind-down process: • Gradual ~3% daily reduction of liquidation LTVs • Progressive deleveraging across all assets • Final LTV = 0 on March 21 • Full debt clearance and final migration • Distribution of remaining funds to depositors This represents the final governance step before execution. We encourage all token holders to carefully review the proposal and participate in the decision-making process. 🗳️ Vote here: daodao.zone/dao/neutron1px… Forum discussion remains available here: forum.marsprotocol.io/t/mrc-165-prop… Thank you for your engagement, support and for being part of Mars. 🔴

Got one more, times to withdraw the balance of $29 from the vault of losses daodao.zone/dao/neutron1av…

The time is here!!! The time is now! Time to go vote so that $47 gets withdrawn from the Delta Newtral vault daodao.zone/dao/neutron1av…

We'll be LIVE tomorrow to cover the latest updates in Bitcoin Finance + Phase III of our BTCFi campaign 10:30AM EST | 3:30PM UTC Catch it here on X on over on Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=xaAZR1…

Happy new year frens

@NFTdavie @pudgypenguins MSG Sphere! My welds blood sweat and tears are in that 👨🏻‍🏭

Call me a cynic, but I don’t see the ROI in this Sphere activation at all. Sure, it makes a statement for @pudgypenguins, but with crypto sentiment weak and NFT floors crushed, why spend a fortune on a billboard that does nothing measurable? I think there are far better ways to deploy the war chest. I’ve seen too many companies burn marketing dollars on splashy IRL stunts like this that deliver zero ROI.

@Fyveonit RIP, they were Cewt Newts 😭

The only thing I deserve this Toyotathon is a trial at The Hague HUNDREDS of $NEWT have died for science this year by my hands The great work is almost complete

ATTN: All you Cewt mfers! Time to vote! daodao.zone/dao/neutron16v…

Happy HODL Days frens!

@Matt_Pinner Gertrude

If this was your dog, what would you name him..?

@lady_valor_07 Charles Wood 😎 aka Woodchuck

Give him a RAP name

@Matt_Pinner It heard us

In 3 words or less! 😱

Good morning everybody! In case ya missed it, there’s a proposal in the BigData DAO! daodao.zone/dao/neutron1av…

@NoDMsPerfavore Phone’s on 1%

In 3 words or less! 😱

@westinpeace @CewtsCult BBQ tx! Best place for dinosaur ribs!

Hey, you, out there beyond the wall Breaking bottles in the hall Can you help us! daodao.zone/dao/neutron1av…

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