D-Mo

on the grind to become the type of person that attracts the things i want in my life

@jr_mdg_ I know

you mean nothing to that girl

Spawn afk kick being a flat 20 seconds is so fucking stupid I got booted from a match where I finally got to play dps after filling for like 5+ matches because I had to pee

Ladies Ladies one at a time

@Yumz2kk Devil Dino Tankpool Spidey/Magik/BP/etc. Moon Knight White Fox CnD

Strange was on Emma before he swapped… what do I even do bro

you’ve met me at a very “yeah i’m trying to work on that” time in my life

normalize cutting women off the very first time they show you they’re not interested in you.

@EzekielAethalus Absolutely lmfao

if you got paid 2k every week to play marvel rivals ranked every day for 8 hours, would you take it?

I heard the only condition guys require in a relationship is that you like them

@lVl34CY I’m a true flex that prefers to play dive/mvmt characters. MK is my poke character that I refer to as “whacking them with a big stick” whenever they decide to stand in a cluster and focus whatever is closest. I’ve been doing this since season 0. That dino is a free ankh idc idc

If u play moon knight into devil dino i want you to look at yourself in the mirror.

@adamxpb I feel like you’re saying this partially because he’s kinda like gambit for dummies

rocket is the least skilled hero in the entire game and its not a debate

@GigglingGanon Uber drivers: CARRY A GUN

I feel terrible for some of these Uber drivers. This is why you can't get an Uber in hood. You get people that act like this and put this Uber driver though all this stress and drama. Credit to this Uber driver for not backing down. No surprise that immediately the threat of harm or car jacking comes into play. But the Uber driver was sharp enough to remind him that all of his personal information has already been shared with Uber when he opened his account. Getting that info to the police would be a snap. Sure mad the thug think twice about doing anything.

How it feels as a Hulk main now that Devil Dino dropped

if u wanna date me u have to be ready to tell your friends we’re staying in on a Friday night for shrek or star wars marathons. It’s mandatory. Non negotiable. Sorry

@z4ckfr The only thing that moves me is romance

stop being so desperate to be in love and just live

@iniemohk League of Legends

Someone should make a video game that is actively harmful, not like its propaganda for dangerous opinions but just simply playing it somehow measurably deteriorates your physical/mental/emotional health like just booting it up and playing for an hour guarantees you ruin your day

@ThatguyMaxFr Algorithm cooked, you’re my typa people fr

Hulk skin before embiid ECF appearance

@djmcswar @PaxTheSkeleton @MarvelRivals Found the Psylocke fan

@bigdmo27 @PaxTheSkeleton @MarvelRivals Saying psylock isnt a household name is the most tourist shit ive ever heard. A main character of the age of apocalypse storyline as well as a marvel vs Capcom mainstay being c-tier is crazy.

*NOTICE FROM THE COLLECTOR* One premium exhibit has gone missing. Description: Large. Red. Friendly unless provoked. A temporary replacement has been installed in the museum until the original specimen is recovered. If spotted, report immediately.

@sabaybahabri @MarvelRivals THEY COULD DROP NOTHING BUT HEAVY HITTERS FOR 2 YEARS AND NOT EVEN BE HALFWAY DOWN THE LIST

@bigdmo27 @MarvelRivals Because that would be the stupidest move they could do Burning through heavy hitters

@jeffreynoheals “…uhhhh”

hulk’s thank you voiceline dumb as hell i love it

@sabaybahabri @MarvelRivals Why are we getting H-tier no names before the literal mountain of popular characters that aren’t in the game yet

@bigdmo27 @MarvelRivals Ok and?